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December 26, 2008 3:37 PM

Did you miss Mahmoud's Merry Christmas special?

A British TV station decided to carry this as the response (rebuttal? huh?) to the queen's annual Christmas message. Thankfully, some people are annoyed at the broadcast of a Christmas message by a Holocaust denier. The official Iranian line is that just crazy Zionists are irked by Mahmoud's merry message. Because peace on Earth goes so well with plutonium.

December 19, 2008 5:34 PM

Remind anyone of Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'?

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This photo of Um Sa'aad, a sister of Iraqi shoe-tossing journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi, is just awesome on so many points. Remember how the flock in "Life of Brian" removed one shoe and followed him? That's basically most of the Mideast right now. And al-Zeidi's sis reminds me of the women at the stoning:




Well, come on, she's angry enough. She's about to chuck that shoe at the AP photographer. In other shoe-chucking news, some twerp in New York tried to pull off a sequel at an MTA board meeting, never mind that the shoe-sole insult doesn't exactly carry the weight here that it does in the Arab world.

In other shoe-thrower news, a Palestinian patriarch, Ahmad Salim Judeh (People's Front of Judeh?), has offered one of his daughters to bachelor al-Zeidi, dowry included. That's a great idea. It's not as if al-Zeidi has an anger-management problem or anything.

December 19, 2008 9:28 AM

Somalis: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

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They're flashy! They're dashing! They're what every Somali kid now wants to be -- a greedy goon in a rickety speedboat taking hostages and using ransom to buy flashy toys and lure women. I couldn't help but laugh at this McClatchy story inside the pirates' den:

"...While their countrymen suffer through another political crisis and the looming threat of famine, pirates are splashing hundred-dollar bills like play money around the nowhere towns of northern Somalia .

Residents say that the pirates are building houses, buying flashy cell phones and air-conditioned SUVs, gifting friends and relatives with hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars and winning the attention of beautiful women, who seem to be flocking to pirate towns from miles around.

Shopkeepers charge the pirates a premium for food and khat -- a narcotic leaf that Somali men chew religiously -- but the buccaneers don't seem to mind.

'It is true,' said a 28-year-old pirate who identified himself as Jama. 'We are getting very rich.'

Jama, who described himself as a high-ranking member of a group based in Eyl, has earned $375,000 as a pirate, enough to buy a Toyota Land Cruiser and to begin building a six-bedroom house in Garowe, the regional capital, for his family. His biggest payday came last month, when he earned a $92,000 share of a $1.3 million ransom for a Greek ship, the MV Centauri, which was released after 10 weeks with its crew unharmed.

Almost overnight, Jama said, his standing with the fairer sex has improved dramatically.

'Once there was a girl who lived in Garowe,' 100 miles from Eyl, Jama said. 'I loved her. I tried to approach her many times, but she rejected me. But since I became a pirate, she has tried nine times to get with me.

'But I refused, because I'm already married.'"


A pirate with morals -- how touching!

December 16, 2008 3:15 PM

Libya ironically honors Iraqi journalist's shoe-throwing

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As my peeps at Investors Business Daily pointed out today:

"In Libya, Muammar Qaddafi's daughter announced an 'order of courage' award for al-Zaidi. But would he have had the courage to throw his shoes at Saddam Hussein? The brutal tyrant President Bush removed from power would have had one shoe shoved down al-Zaida's throat, and the other shoved ... well, you get the idea."

Not to mention what Gaddafi does to dissenters! In fact, Libya holds the record for the longest imprisonment of a journalist. In fact -- listen carefully, Muntadhar al-Zeidi -- no one even knows if Abdullah Ali Al-Sanussi Al-Darrat, who disappeared into a Libyan prison in 1973, is still alive. And, of course, he was never sentenced.

Reporters Without Borders says of Libya:

"The media are still government-controlled propaganda mouthpieces that put out 'positive' news about the activities of the 'brotherly leader,' Col. Gaddafi. No independent media-outlet exists.


...Few journalists dare to venture beyond the limits set by the regime. Criticising Gaddafi is a taboo that can lead directly to prison because of the prevailing personality cult. The most the local media does is report minor corruption without ever implicating top officials. The plight of the Berber minority and anything to do with Gaddafi ('The Guide of the Revolution') and his family are never mentioned. The press law is very harsh and allows prison sentences of up to two years."


Just try chucking your shoe there, Muntadhar!

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December 15, 2008 3:50 PM

Shoe-chucker supposedly hates Iran, loves al-Sadr (???)

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OK, let's face it: what the Iraqi TV correspondent did was assault. He intended to hit Bush with his shoes, and his disparaging words toward the president accompanied the show of force. Of course they'd arrest the guy.

Now we get more of a picture of 28-year-old Muntadhar al-Zeidi, today a hero among many other Arabs for chucking his sneakers. A visiting AP writer noted that al-Zeidi's apartment was decked out with a poster of murderer Che Guevara, and chatted with his brother, Dhirgham:

"'He hates the American physical occupation as much as he hates the Iranian moral occupation,' Dhirgham said, alluding to the influence of pro-Iranian Shiite clerics in political and social life. 'As for Iran, he considers the regime to be the other side of the American coin.'

...Al-Zeidi may have also been motivated by what a colleague described as a boastful, showoff personality.

'He tried to raise topics to show that nobody is as smart as he is,' said Zanko Ahmed, a Kurdish journalist who attended a journalism training course with al-Zeidi in Lebanon.

Ahmed recalled that al-Zeidi spoke glowingly of anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, whose followers organized protests Monday to demand his release.

'Regrettably, he didn't learn anything from the course in Lebanon, where we were taught ethics of journalism and how to be detached and neutral,' Ahmed said."


Um, yeah. But let's get this straight: He supposedly hates Iran's influence, but then praises Iran ally al-Sadr. Make that the totally in bed with Iran, chilling with the ayatollahs al-Sadr. Al-Zeidi is clearly a camera-whore supertwit.

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December 10, 2008 10:33 AM

Live euthanasia hits the airwaves in Britain

So here in the U.S., we're rightly horrified when a biploar college student committed suicide with a drug overdose -- live, by webcam, as some users egged him on.

Yet in the UK, suicide is primetime TV: In a documentary that was set to be aired tonight on Sky. MP Phil Willis, in whose district the victim, Craig Ewert, resides, asked Prime Minister Gordon Brown (who thought the program was "dealt with sensitively and without sensationalism") if the documentary was actually in the public interest or was just "distasteful voyeurism."

Obviously, the purpose of the doc is to promote assisted suicide in the UK (the victim in this case went to an assisted-suicide clinic in Switzerland). In light of a Montana judge's ruling that their state constitution guarantees the right to euthanasia, it wouldn't be farfetched to see similar P.R. movements here that would push the envelope on good taste.




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December 1, 2008 12:44 PM

The face of terrorism's victims

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Few things capture the horror of the Mumbai attacks better than the face of 2-year-old Moshe Holtzberg, who sat crying in the blood of his parents, Rabbi Gavriel Holtzberg and his wife, Rivkah, until rescued by his Indian nanny (the brave Sandra Samuel, who first slammed a door in a terrorist's face before finding a hiding place, and then emerged to hunt for Moshe, upon hearing the tot call her name, while terrorists were still in the building). The AP reports that during today's synagogue service, Moshe burst into tears and called out "Ima," Hebrew for "mother." The boy then left on an Israeli air force plane for Israel -- accompanied, of course, by his protector, Samuel, who was quickly granted an Israeli visa.

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November 27, 2008 8:07 PM

Halevi on Iran, the bomb, timetables, sanctions, and Obama

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During his mid-month visit to Denver, Yossi Klein Halevi also dropped by the Rocky to meet with the editorial board. I'm glad that I taped that meeting, since Halevi -- a contributing editor at The New Republic, veteran journalist and author, and senior fellow at the Shalem Center in Jerusalem -- is a one-man road map, so to speak, for Americans trying to understand the political dynamic in the Middle East. The focus of our conversation, though, was Iran, and Halevi's keen insight into the brewing conflict with the Islamic Republic is something that everyone should digest.

Following are audio (click on the links) and text snippets from that meeting, beginning as the conversation did -- with Halevi's view on the Obama victory in relation to the Iran nuclear crisis:

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Halevi continued:

"So I'm really concerned most of all about timetable. In Israel we are looking at a very tight timetable of at the outside 18 months. And that's when a decision has to be made. And I don't know if Obama is going to act with urgency. Now I think he's learned on the job. He's already much better on Iran than he was eight months ago. He made a statement, I don't know if you remember this, and I guess it was about eight months ago saying that Cuba, Venezuela and Iran are small countries, and the United States negotiated with the Soviet Union, which is a big country. And if we were able to negotiate with the Soviets certainly we can negotiate with these small countries. Which was a very worrying misreading of the differences here and the Soviet Union basically being a rational country and Iran -- we don't know. I won't go so far as to say that Iran is irrational. But we don't know.

And I think he's gotten better. He was in the Middle East, of course, in July, and my understanding from speaking to someone in his circle was that he didn't sleep all week that he was in the Middle East. Didn't sleep. And what they were saying was it wasn't jet lag. That it finally hit home what he has to confront. And apparently he had a very sobering education. Not only in Israel -- what he heard from Arab leaders was apparently no less apocalyptic: that if Iran gets the bomb, then you're going to have a nuclear arms race in the Middle East -- it's already beginning -- a nuclear suitcase floating around to an Iranian proxy, Hezbollah or Hamas, the end of the peace process definitively -- no Arab country will dare defy Iran when it has hegemony in the Middle East. So by every measure a nuclear Iran -- even if they're not crazy enough to launch a nuclear attack against Israel -- it will mean a totally transformed world in ways that I think we haven't even begun considering. So that's what we're looking at."

Editor John Temple asked if Israel has the capability to destroy Iran's nuclear program. (Or as I like to call it, in deference to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's continuing, amusing protestations, Iran's nuclear "energy" program.) Halevi responded:

"Look, I don't know. I really don't know. But I have to believe that when I sit with people whose job it is to know and they say we can set them back five years, say, that's the general figure that you hear. The pessimists say three years; the optimists say 10 years. So let's assume five. I have to go with that. We've been planning this in one form or another since 1993. The guy who actually established Israel's Iranian policy is Yitzhak Rabin. And Rabin in 1993, after the Oslo handshake, gave an interview to Israeli media. And he said, the reason I'm taking a gamble on Arafat is because I want to free us from this obsession that our military strategists have with dealing with the Palestinians, who are not an existential threat to Israel, and I want us to start planning for us to deal with the real long-term existential threat, which is a nuclear Iran. He said this in '93. And everyone was in a state of euphoria about peace with the Palestinians and Rabin was thinking about war with Iran. So if you're asking me, can we do it, Rabin began preparing the Israeli air force in '93. And every Israeli prime minister since Rabin, left, right and center, has adopted the same position. So if we can't do it, after all these years, then I don't know if we have what it takes to survive in the Middle East."

By the way, I'm going ahead and throwing the lengthy -- and eye-opening -- quotes up because you're tired from being dragged to the mall at 5 a.m. today and just want to sit at the computer and read engrossing material. So here's what Halevi said about Iran's irrational behavior:

"The moment that the Israeli public came to the conclusion that this is a lunatic regime was about two and a half years ago when Iran sponsored the Holocaust denial conference. If you're facing international sanctions, and you want to prove to the international community that you're reasonable, you wouldn't be organizing a conference of the world's crackpots. And that's what they did. ... I think that Ahmadinejad reasons that the only reason the West supports Israel is because of the Holocaust, and if he can prove that the Holocaust is a Zionist invention, then Israel will lose its support and the destruction of Israel will become a reasonable position in the West."

Can change come from within Iran, though?

"Absolutely. There isn't this deep hatred of Israel and the West among Iranians. Even after 30 years of this kind of education. Israel Radio is very popular in Iran. It's wildly popular. And anyone that I've spoken to who's been there says that when you meet people -- and not only among young people in Tehran, but out in rural areas -- there's deep disaffection with the regime. There's 30 percent hidden unemployment today in Iran. So the short answer is yes -- regime change, I think, is inevitable. But here again the question is
timetable. And it's not going to happen on its own in the next 18 months. That's almost certain. And what worries me about an Israeli strike -- which I think as a last resort we're going to have to do -- but what does worry me is what are going to be the repercussions domestically in Iran. And I could see the possibility of a very patriotic and proud people rallying around the regime. Even a detested regime. But it's their country rather than this regime that will have been attacked, and a strike could set back the possibility of regime change. That's a major downside. And along with some other very serious repercussions that we're looking at in Israel: massive Iranian retaliation against Tel Aviv, for example."

And on the question of sanctions against Iran, which you heard Halevi saying that Obama should advocate:

"Focusing on the Iranian oil industry. The regime is propping up the Iranian economy primarily through oil revenues. And if you take that away, if you really dig into that, the regime may not be sustainable. And then we could have regime change much sooner. I haven't given up completely on sanctions. I'm close to giving up on the international community. And here I think the challenge for Obama, and this really goes back to what
you were saying about the U.N., I think the challenge for Obama is to sidestep the U.N. and create his equivalent of what we used to call the coalition of the willing. And even in Europe -- Europe is deeply divided about Iran. Merkel is very good, but she has absolutely no support in government or in public opinion. She's basically stymied. France is by far the most assertive on the Iranian threat. And Italy is very good now with Berlusconi. So if you look at Europe, Europe is going to divide on Iran. Eastern Europe for the most part is very good. Poland, Czech Republic. And so we need to rethink the kind of sanctions that
need to be imposed and which countries are likely to adopt those sanctions. If you wait for the U.N., it will never happen.

...There's something so painfully naive about the expectation that some people have that Obama's somehow going to bring -- and people have asked me this, 'Well, Obama will bring the Chinese and the Russians on board because he's more likable.' The Chinese and the Russians will not endanger what they consider their interests because the new American president is likable."

The key, said Halevi, is bringing Europe on board to the extent that a line is drawn -- if you can't get China to join in the sanctions, at least don't let China undermine them. After all, Europe has a lot riding on how the Iran standoff ends, particularly when it comes to being on the other end of a long-range missile. "They can't yet hit Europe," Halevi said. "But within the next couple of years they will be able to hit Europe. And in Europe, they're very aware of this."

How will the Israeli elections -- and the fact that they're currently government-less -- affect the Iran crisis, and vice versa?

"...So the first issue, then, is this hunger for clean government. And Livni does seem to be clean and decent. What she doesn't have is any security experience. And that's the other big issue of course. And interestingly I think for most Israeli voters the security issue in this election probably won't be Iran. It's going to be much closer to home. It will be Hezbollah and Hamas. Because we could find ourselves literally any day at war again with either of them. We're very close to another war with Hamas. And to go back into Gaza will be really, really sticky. Especially after the cease-fire, because everybody knows that the cease-fire just gave them an opportunity to rearm. And that was just such a stupid move for Israel to do, such a move of weakness. So that's really on people's minds -- who can deal with Gaza and Hezbollah. And you know something of how the Israeli psyche works -- it's one thread at a time and one day at a time. So the people whose job it is to think a little bit more long-term are looking at Iran, most Israelis are looking at Iranian proxies who are sitting right on the border.

So if things are reasonably quiet, then I think Livni will have a chance to promote her good-government agenda. If things are shaky, and as they seem to be heading, I think Netanyahu will win. Netanyahu has one great campaign advantage and that is that before the withdrawal from Gaza in 2005 he was warning that if we pull the army out of Gaza we're going to get Katyushas on the city of Ashkelon, which is about 15 miles away from Gaza. And the Israeli media ridiculed him, and treated him, to some extent, how much of the media here treated Sarah Palin. ... All that Netanyahu has to do is replay some of those headlines and talk shows and then show the footage of the shopping mall in Ashkelon that was devastated by Katyushas. So Netanyahu has strong security credentials. And my gut sense is that he's going to win."

In talking about the chances for a national unity government, Halevi had some interesting observations on Syria, as well. Take a listen.

Halevi_on_Syria.mp3

And he elaborated on the future of the Mideast peace process, which doesn't look especially rosy: no two-state solution is in sight as long as Hamas is as strong as it is. Click and listen:

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And how has the war in Iraq affected our ability to adequately handle the Iran crisis? Again, no rosy pictures painted here:

Halevi_on_Iraq_War_and_Iran.mp3

Whatever you personally believe to be the best course of action toward Iran's nuclear program, it's clear that we can't sweep the issue under the Persian rug.

November 20, 2008 9:56 AM

'Armageddon' in the Congo

Today we wrote about the impending replay of Rwanda, 1994, in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: not enough peacekeepers, foot-dragging on approving more peacekeepers, no one volunteering more peacekeepers, and, yes, the U.N. peacekeepers suck to begin with. But while perusing photos to use with the editorial, I came across these disturbing images from yesterday, near Kibati in the clash zones of the eastern DRC.

It's not a heavily armed Tutsi rebel popping out of the brush, or a village of Congolese running from army looters. It's Ben Affleck.

OK, you say, he's going into the war zone because he's concerned about the Congolese people. Maybe he wants to lift their spirits (or make them flee toward Sudan) with complimentary screenings of "Gigli" and "Pearl Harbor." Or, as he says, he wants to collect more documentary footage, talk with the refugees, and raise awareness.

Look at this picture from his visit:

CONGO FIGHTING.JPGLook at the kids in the front, and the looks on their faces (particularly the kid in the black T-shirt). Here's how I imagine the caption: "Oh, did you bring us food? Did you bring us some medicine or shelter? Did you bring any promises from the Security Council? How about ... wait, you just brought your celebrity? And a camera to follow you around? Yeah, that helps us a lot. Thanks."

This is another one:

CONGO FIGHTING(2).JPGYou've got the guy covering his face with his hands, the one who's laughing, and a whole host of people completely unconcerned that he was People's "Sexiest Man Alive" or dated J-Lo. You wonder when people like these Congolese refugees, among the 250,000 driven from their homes by fighting and just struggling to live day-to-day (and not catch cholera in one of those lovely camps), just get sick of being the backdrops for "goodwill ambassadors." They just want to finally, for once, see some serious action out of the United Nations, not the latest celebrity to come trot through the mud.

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November 19, 2008 10:47 AM

Freedom, from the point of view of those without it

Here's a copy of the 63rd edition of Tu Do Ngon Luan, an underground magazine in Vietnam that translates to "Free Speech." Which, of course, they don't have in Vietnam. In fact, the amazing part about this Nov. 15 issue is that many of the original founders and contributors -- including Father Nguyen Van Ly -- are currently in prison just for producing the magazine. So more are risking the punishment of several years in prison, along with some smacking around and a seriously fetid cell, just to publish what you see.

Now, Lord knows I don't understand Vietnamese. But it's not hard to decipher the meaning -- and be stirred, considering the background of what these journalists have endured to freely speak their minds -- of the one color photo included in the issue:

vietnews.jpgRemember that, despite the detractors, to people still aspiring for the most basic freedoms around the world we still stand for something important.

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November 9, 2008 10:01 PM

Iran hopes for change -- on our part, not theirs

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So I was catching up on the latest from the Islamic Republic News Agency, and there was a definite pattern happening there. Here's from a Nov. 8 story:

"Majlis Speaker Ali Larijani said on Saturday that the US president-elect Barack Obama is expected to make strategic changes in the US foreign policy.

Addressing a local seminar, he said that Obama is expected to send correct signals to the regional nations"

And another story from Nov. 7:

"A Tehran Constituency MP at Majlis said here Friday victory of US Democratic Party nominee, Barack Obama, at presidential elections there was the 'No!' response of Americans to warmonger polices pursued by Republicans during their recent tenure at White House.

Mahdi Kouchakzadeh added in an interview with IRNA Political Desk, 'Keeping in mind the points made by Obama during his presidential campaign, it seems as if the Americans are fed up with the warmonger policies pursued by their statesmen during President (George W.) Bush's tenure.'"

And from Friday prayers:

"On the US elections, which led to victory of Democrat Senator Barack Obama, Ayatollah Jannati expressed hope that Obama will translate his campaign pledges into action. ... He went on to say that the US is on the fall and Iran is on the rise.

'The world people are with us. According to the Supreme Leader, we echo world people's message. Many world heads of state get happy over our stances and somehow express their appreciation (to Iran),' he concluded."

OK, Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales and Vladimir Putin don't count as "many world heads of state." Anyway, there's more: that congratulatory letter Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent to Obama:

"Felicitating Obama for his victory , President Ahmadinejad hoped for basic and clear changes in Washington's foreign and domestic policies.

'I hope you will prefer real public interests and justice to the never ending demands of a selfish minority and seize the opportunity to serve people so that you will be remembered with high esteem,' said the Iranian president.

He said, 'Other nations also expect war-oriented policies, occupation, bullying, contempt of nations and imposing discriminatory policies on them to be replaced by advocating justice, respect for human rights, friendship and non-interference in other countries' internal affairs.'"

The "selfish minority" is Mahmoud-speak for "Jews." In other words, he's pulling a Mearsheimer and Walt.

In other words, the Iranian leadership/theocracy/thugocracy is ready to test the boundaries of what they claim can be a new era of warm and fuzzies with the White House. They're assessing it from a more self-indulgent point of view, though, than merely celebrating the end of the Bush administration or election of America's first black president. They're wondering if a man who vows change can be manipulated to their advantage on the global stage. Hopefully Obama or his advisers will be wise enough to see that with every carrot offered, Iran is just jonesing to swing their big stick -- and assert the global dominance (and nuclear "energy") that every press conference, every speech, every Friday prayers insists that they rightfully deserve.

November 7, 2008 1:30 PM

Not the company I'd like my mug to keep

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A Palestinian shopkeeper in Gaza sells Obama mugs alongside those of Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh and PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat. I've got one thought about the shopkeeper (and sing along, now): He's got ... high hopes!

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October 29, 2008 9:13 PM

Georgia Goes to John McCain

No, I mean the other Georgia... the one that Russia wants to own, not the mint julep one. Al-Jazeera went there to investigate the Mac Pack.

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October 27, 2008 10:18 AM

When is the only time U.N. peacekeepers fire their guns?

When angry citizens who haven't been protected by the forces that are supposed to protect them protest the lack of protection. Developing from the Congo:

"Thousands of civilians threw rocks at four United Nations offices in eastern Congo on Monday, venting outrage at the organization's inability to protect them from rebel forces advancing on the provincial capital of Goma.

Peacekeepers opened fire at one downtown office and people may have been injured, a U.N. official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation.

People in eastern Congo are angry that a 17,000-strong U.N. peacekeeping force has been unable to protect them from a rebel attack just 25 miles north of the city. Tens of thousands of civilians have abandoned their homes.

Meanwhile, hundreds of Congolese soldiers pulled back Monday from the front in tanks, jeeps, trucks and on foot in what appeared to be a major retreat of government forces. Soldiers honked their horns angrily as they struggled to push through throngs of refugees pouring onto the main road.

Rebel leader Gen. Laurent Nkunda has threatened to take Goma in defiance of calls from the U.N. Security Council for him to respect a U.N.-brokered January cease-fire."

See, this is basically the way U.N. peacekeeping operations go: If you're one of the bad guys, you can pretty much proceed with your nefarious plans unfettered, whether it be Hezbollah rearming in violation of Security Council Resolution 1701, or Bosnian Serbs rounding up Bosniak men and boys to take them off to execution as the U.N. proudly declares Srebrenica a "safe haven,"  or cutting and running as Rwanda descended into its 100-day genocide.

If you're one of the people who are supposed to be protected by U.N. peacekeepers, better shore up your defenses -- and keep your kids under lock and key, lest they get gang-raped by U.N. "peace"keepers.

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October 13, 2008 11:15 AM

Anti-Soviet Klitschko does Ukraine proud!

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Saturday night was a really good night. Suffice to say I haven't encountered many other boxing fans since moving to Denver, but I was happy to curl up on the couch with some fight-friendly munchies the other night to watch Vitali Klitschko's comeback -- boy, was it one. He TKO'd "The Nigerian Nightmare" Samuel Peter (aka Don King's latest project) when Peter, punched silly by Dr. Iron Fist (who hadn't fought for four years) didn't come out of his corner for round nine.

I interviewed Klitschko by phone from Kiev last spring during his unsuccessful run for mayor there. He's my kind of anti-communist: Having grown up in the Soviet Union, he embraced the Orange Revolution and believes in economic strength and in the free speech that is fading fast in Russia now. He had planned to fight Peter anyway regardless if he'd won the mayor's seat; now he and brother Wladimir are talking about one of them fighting big hairy Russian Nikolai Valuev to have all heavyweight titles in the family. Especially with Putin's sword-rattling against former Soviet states, that would have particular significance -- and inject an extra shot of motivation into the brothers Klitschko.

This morning, btw, Don King is basically like "Peter who?" and trying to coax Lennox Lewis to return to the ring for a Klitschko rematch.

The money shot from the other night (not McCain kicking somebody's "you know what"):

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October 13, 2008 11:07 AM

Cambodia divorce settlement

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I just hope the cow in the corner is going to make it out of this divorce OK...

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October 7, 2008 2:43 PM

'Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin'


Thumbnail image for RUSSIA PUTIN JUDO.JPGSo goes the title of the grand Russian pooh-bah's latest manly-man adventure:

"First we saw him shirtless while fishing.

Then he was pictured at the wheel of a massive racing truck and shooting a tiger in the Siberian forest with a tranquiliser.

He has also appeared operating a train, sailing on a submarine and co-piloting a fighter jet.

Now Vladimir Putin - the world's most manly leader - has released yet another display of his own masculinity: a DVD entitled 'Let's learn judo with Vladimir Putin'.

Today he presented the instructional judo DVD that shows him throwing an opponent to the mat.

'Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin' is the product of collaboration between Putin - a black belt - and former World and Olympic judo champion Yasuhiro Yamashita.

At a nighttime presentation minutes into his 56th birthday, Putin said the title was little more than an 'advertising trick'.

Anyone who watches it 'will be learning not from your humble servant but from real geniuses' of the martial art, he said.

But portions shown on Russian television depicted a black-clad Putin talking about the history and philosophy of judo, as well as a white-robed Putin demonstrating moves against a practice partner."


However, none of the news stories touting this butt-kicking showdown tell where the video can be bought! An Amazon search revealed no matches. No hits on eBay, either. That's a horrible tease.


What really remains to be seen, though, is whether "Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin" can beat "Let's Learn Dancing with Boris Yeltsin":



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October 3, 2008 10:56 AM

Zardari Macks on Palin

I can't believe I missed this video from U.N. week! New Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari looked a wee touchy-feely with Sarah Palin, but I didn't realize what he'd said to her. Asif may be enjoying the single life now, but not sure if he realizes that Todd Palin could easily knock him into India:




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September 30, 2008 10:00 AM

My new News Crush slams Pakistan

Some women pine for handsome movie stars: Not me (well, except for maybe Adrien Brody), because I'm from La-La Land and realize what shallow poseurs they tend to be. This also may be profession-oriented, but I have News Crushes. For the longest time my main News Crush squeeze was Vladimir Putin -- yeah, he turned into an evil authoritarian, but the judo black belt and spy resume were hot. I had a wee News Crush on Felipe Calderon -- looked like a cute little Mexican accountant -- but the policies of one's News Crush (like, blaming us for being inhumane on illegal immigration when Central American migrants coming into Mexico risk being beaten, robbed or raped by police) can eventually be a turnoff. I even once developed a News Crush on one of those occasional talking policy heads on cable news, until I actually started dating the guy and slowly realized that some News Crushes should be kept to two-minute sound bites.

Now here's my new News Crush, the head of Afghanistan's spy agency, Amrullah Saleh, in an exclusive interview with Al-Jazeera released today. It's awesome -- the interviewer starts out waxing about how Pakistan has tried to control the lawless region of Waziristan, and Saleh replies, "When did they try to control it?" The interviewer rattles off some weak operations that were just conducted for the benefit of the media, but haven't made any dent in terrorism. She then seems to accuse him of being militaristic, when he fires back that many operations, such as going after Taliban leadership in Quetta, could be accomplished with a knock and an arrest -- if the Pakistan government had the will. He also notes that if the Pakistan military would actually work with the Afghans, Osama bin Laden could be caught -- no question about it. This guy is badass. He is so my News Crush.




Just got a message from a former L.A. Daily News colleague: "Well, seeing that your last crush was Vladimir Putin, I think this is a step in the right direction!" I shall never live that down...

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September 25, 2008 11:46 AM

Now that's a bailout!

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Russia is floating Hugo Chavez $1 billion -- yep, that's a "B" -- to buy lots of arms, in the wake of their joint naval exercises. That should mean really cozy times during Chavez's third visit to Russia since June 2007.

From El Universal:

"Venezuela spent USD 4.4 billion on 12 contracts for Russian weapons from 2006, the Kremlin said.

Venezuela bought fighter aircrafts, tanks and assault rifles from Russia and plans to purchase anti-aircraft systems, armored vehicles and combat aircrafts, as announced last week by the head of Russian Technologies, Serguei Shemezov, close to former president and current primer minister Vladimir Putin."

September 22, 2008 10:40 AM

Meet Paraguay's new president

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Don't you love how a picture can just capture the moment? Or the mania?

On that note, The Miami Herald sat down with Fernando Lugo and asked him the pressing question that leftist Latin American leaders need to be asked: Will you be a lapdog for Hugo Chavez?


September 21, 2008 11:04 PM

Just what we need: Iran, Venezuela get cozier

chavezmoscow.jpgIran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called Venezuela's Hombre de Rojo, Hugo Chavez, for a cozy little chat Sunday morning, according to the Islamic Republic News Agency. They vowed greater cooperation in "various fields," aka fighting all things American:

"During the telephone conversation, the Iranian president wished the success, development and prosperity of the Venezuelan revolutionary government and its people who are among the harbingers of campaign against imperialism in South America.

'Fortunately, the morale of imperialism has weakened in the world and this calls for collective cooperation of countries such as Iran and Venezuela to create conditions for development coupled with strength,' he said."

Mahmoud most assuredly supports the latest strongman effort of his brother in arms, the Telecommunications, Information Technology and Postal Service Bill, which will bring the Internet and media even more under state control. El Universal has a good interview with the head of the mass media grad program at Andres Bello Catholic University in Venezuela:

"...This government is profoundly repressive and punitive. This is the same government that has recently legally established that Venezuela is of 'public interest' and that everything in the social life of the country and Venezuelans bears a strategic importance. Therefore, whenever dissent or differences arise toward that strategic aspect, punishments, fines and exclusions must be applied.  This draft law is no different and clearly indicates so in its Purpose Article by declaring that 'In the Punitive Measures section, the events and actions punished have been expanded to enhance and update the punitive action in relation to telecommunications, information technology and postal services, thus guaranteeing the dissuading nature of those provisions.'

...This government is media obsessed. Any failure caused by its poor performance is attributed to the media. That explains legal restrictions and sometimes even physical and verbal aggressions toward large media, as well as the need for this government to have a media structure unprecedented in the country's history, and develop an extensive and intensive propaganda and publicity scheme."

I'm glad men like Marcelino Bisbal are speaking out about Chavez's socialist march, but I have a feeling the Vatican may soon be granting asylum to a lot of political opponents (hey, that's the first consulate I'd run to).

September 21, 2008 10:45 PM

Time's now a-tickin' for Tzipi

livniolmert.jpgEhud Olmert *finally* resigned as Israeli prime minister today, starting the countdown clock for the new Kadima leader, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, as she has 42 days to form a coalition or go to elections. Bottom line: The leader of the major current Kadima partner, Labor, welcomes elections. So does ultra-orthodox Shas, which fears that Livni, who favors a two-state solution with the Palestinians, will divide Jerusalem. And waiting in the wings is Benjamin Netanyahu, who won't take any bunk from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hassan Nasrallah, or any other twerp who wants to obliterate the Jewish state.

Still curious about the future of Kadima? Go back a day to read my column on the drama...

August 20, 2008 10:51 AM

Russia's idea of a 'pullout'


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Drink 40s of malt liquor at "checkpoints" while hassling Georgian farm animals.

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August 15, 2008 12:15 PM

The only thing real is the imprisonment of dissidents

ethnicchinakids.jpgChina's latest Olympic fakery? Well, these 56 kids  bringing the Chinese flag into the opening ceremonies were supposed to represent all of the country's different ethnic minority groups, with traditional costumes. Turns out that all of the kids were of the Han majority.

From the Times of London:

"'Fifty-six children from 56 Chinese ethnic groups cluster around the Chinese national flag,' read the ceremony programme.

The vice-President of the Beijing Olympic organising committee, Wang Wei, today refused to be drawn on the issue. 'I think you are being very meticulous,' he told reporters. 'I see nothing wrong exactly with [where] the children are from.' It was perfectly traditional in China for performers to dress up to represent ethnic minorities, he added.

But the incident appears to be the third manipulation to be uncovered during the four-hour-long show created by Oscar-nominated Chinese film director, Zhang Yimou."


Almost as good of a story as the pissy Swedish medal-chucking wrestler...

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August 13, 2008 7:08 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

When I started this series, I expected it to be a roundup of dissident who had been put behind bars before the Olympics opening ceremonies began. But there's fresh news of harassment coming out of China every day.

HuiHuiqi.jpgRemember how President Bush planned to go to a state-sanctioned church for services last Sunday? Hua Huiqi wanted to attend, but was arrested on the way there. Here are his own words, in a letter penned to Human Rights in China:

"At 6 a.m. on August 10, I was on my way to Kuanjie Protestant Church to worship when I was intercepted by police working on religious affairs from Chongwen District. State Security police officer Bai Ying led 7-8 plainclothes officers who beat me and dragged me and my brother Hua Huilin into two separate cars.

The police brought us to their office in the Hong Kong New World Group building and interrogated us. They asked me why I was going to Kuanjie Protestant Church to worship and threatened me, saying, 'You are not allowed to go to Kuanjie Protestant Church because President Bush is going there today. If you [try to] go again, we will break your legs. We brought you here to wait for orders from our superiors. We shall see how they want to deal with you.'

They confiscated my Bible and thereupon began their watch over me. I prayed. After about 4 or 5 hours, when I saw that the people who were watching me had all fallen asleep, I fled. But I'm afraid to go home.
"

Hua is reportedly pastor of a "house church" -- one not sanctioned by the Communist government -- and has repeatedly been threatened, imprisoned, and beaten over the past 20 years. His 76-year-old mother is serving a two-year sentence for appealing one of Hua's past detentions.

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August 13, 2008 9:57 AM

Russia: Still jackasses

russiatroops.jpgHere's the nutshell: Georgia readily agrees to truce brokered by France. Dmitry Medvedev, like a schoolmarm whapping Georgia on the knuckles, says Tuesday that they've been adequately punished. Now, today, about 50 Russian tanks roll into the Georgian town of Gori, standing guard, according to a BBC reporter, as South Ossetian separatists loot homes and burn them and steal cars. Russia, in true Soviet style, denies any tanks were there, but after video showed otherwise their chief of staff tells the AP that "Russians were looking for Georgian officials to talk to about implementing the EU truce but could not find any."

Then they said that when Russian troops found a large cache of weapons at a Georgian military base, they moved them for safekeeping. Riiiiiiiiight.

And the loaded Pravda headline today? "USA shows its meanness again as Russia mourns victims of genocide"

Pro-Russian responders to our editorial on Georgia the other day might agree. But even though many of the comments showed a decided anti-Georgia stance, the prevailing current was of the America Firsters.

To me, that's the biggest concern. I realize that sentiment against the Iraq war has buoyed the numbers of the America Firsters, those who generally reject interventionism even in this age of globalization where there are far fewer degrees of separation between one country's problems and a bystander. That's a big reason why Ron Paul got the momentum he did. (And for those of you still frenetically blogsearching to see wherever his name is mentioned, welcome.)

America Firsters drove policy in the '20 and '30s, and the world paid a terrible price. Think of that before quickly condemning those who want to come to democratic Georgia's aid.

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August 12, 2008 7:19 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident(s) of the Day

beijingcops.jpgGotta highlight this story off Al-Jazeera today: Beijing had set up three "protest zones" for "approved" demonstrations during the Olympics, but the zones are empty. In fact, China appears to be using the zones as bait to get dissidents to come forward to apply for a protest permit, then arrest them. Read on:

"Ji Sizun, 55, a self-described grassroots legal activist from Fujian province, appears to be the latest casualty of this system.
 
He told Al Jazeera on Saturday that he had submitted his protest that day to the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau (PSB). 
 
...'China really wants to show it has concern for human rights,' Ji said. 'I wanted to come to Beijing and try to protest because it is a good opportunity.'
 
He was told to come back Monday, but by Monday afternoon Ji was unreachable.
 
His family in Fujian believes he has been detained and will be held until after the Olympics, a source said. They spoke with him briefly on Monday but he only managed to say 'I have some problems,' before the call was cut off.
 
The PSB refused to comment when contacted by Al Jazeera.
 
Ji said he was worried after a fellow would-be protester, Tang Xuecheng, from Hunan Province, had called him on August 5 from the PSB saying he had been detained when handing in his application."

To would-be DNC protesters, I'd add that you really don't have it that bad.

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August 11, 2008 7:12 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

hedepu.jpgThis is a great entry for the dissident of the day. From The Independent:

"As Tibet protests rippled around the globe yesterday, one of China's most prominent dissidents delivered a powerful rebuke to the head of the International Olympic Committee, Jacques Rogge, from his jail cell in Beijing No. 2 prison.

'I have a question for Mr Rogge,' wrote He Depu. 'Each time you come to Beijing and see the joyous spectacles here, do you know that just 10 or so kilometres away, Beijing's political prisoners are suffering immensely for the progress of society and the elevation of human civilisation? Tens of thousands of prisoners in Beijing, each holding a bowl half-full of boiled vegetables, are training their eyes upon you. How does this make you feel?'

Mr He took part in the Democracy Wall Movement in 1979, the pro-democracy movement in 1989, and in 1998 helped form the banned China Democracy Party. He was jailed for eight years in 2002 for 'inciting subversion of state power' and his letter passed through many hands before it reached the Human Rights in China group, which has published it."


Here is the full text of He's letter -- well worth reading.

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August 10, 2008 10:54 AM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

wang.jpgLo and behold, another victim of Yahoo conspiring with the Chinese government: Wang Xiaoning, an engineer, posted his opinions against single-party rule on a Yahoo Groups forum that called for democratic reform in China. After Yahoo handed his personal info over to the PRC, Wang was sentenced to 10 years behind bars for "incitement to subvert state power" in 2003. Yahoo has settled with the families of Wang and Shi Tao, but that doesn't bring their loved ones out of prison.

A good article from Wired last year tells Wang's story well:

"Early one Sunday morning in 2002, a phone rings in Yu Ling's Beijing duplex. She's cleaning upstairs; her son is asleep, while downstairs, her husband, Wang Xiaoning, is on the computer. Wang writes about politics, anonymously e-mailing his online e-journals to a group of Yahoo users. He's been having problems with his Yahoo service recently. He thinks it's a technical issue. This is the day he learns he's wrong.

Wang picks up the phone: 'Yes?'

'Are you home?' asks the unfamiliar voice on the other end.

'Yes.'

The line goes dead.

Moments later, government agents swarm through the front door -- 10 of them, some in uniform, some not. They take Wang away. They take his computers and disks. They shove an official notice into Yu's hands, tell her to keep quiet, and leave. This is how it's done in China. This is how the internet police grab you."


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August 9, 2008 9:16 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

There's a really good reason why I didn't get to this last night: After work, I decided to get some shopping done. It began thunderstorming. I decided to stay out and finish shopping. Dumb idea. My car barely plowed through three flooded areas -- hey, I'm new, I don't know how else to get home -- as the rain continued to pour down (it was up to the middle of my calf in one part of the PetSmart parking lot as I sloshed to my car) and other cars as small as mine were dead in the water, emergency lights a-flashin'. Needless to say, when I walked through the door I just wanted to get dry and get to bed.

ding_zilin.gifToday's dissident is Ding Zilin. Since her only son, Jiang Jielian, was slain by government troops in Tiananmen Square on June 3, 1989, she has been fighting to expose the truth about the massacre. She started the Tiananmen Mothers network in the 1990s, fighting for the release of those still jailed for the protest and laboring to compile a list -- and the stories -- of all those killed in the Tiananmen democracy protests. Despite continued government harassment, Ding was able to confirm 186 Tiananmen deaths by June 2006. She and her husband have also been under house arrest since 2004.
 
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August 8, 2008 3:26 PM

The night that the lights went out in Georgia

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Oh, yeah, by the way ... while John Edwards was spinning his yarns about sex-not-love and remission affairs and paternity proof sans tests, Russia and Georgia have basically gone to war over the breakaway region of South Ossetia. About 1,400 have been reported killed already. We now return to our not-quite-presidential gossip.

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August 7, 2008 11:11 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

shitao.jpgRemember when Yahoo jumped the shark and gave Chinese authorities personal information on an account user, no questions asked? The victim of that shameless move was Shi Tao. As the 15th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre neared back in 2004, journalists were warned in a government memo not to cover any remembrances or protests. Shi, a business reporter at the time, used his personal Yahoo e-mail account to send the memo overseas to a group working for democracy in Asia. After Yahoo essentially turned him over, Shi was sentenced to 10 years behind bars for "illegally providing state secrets to foreign entities."

After being imprisoned, authorities harassed Shi's family and pressured his wife to divorce him. She did.
 
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August 6, 2008 3:18 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

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Ye Guozhu is one of many Beijing residents who have been kicked to the curb so that his home could be demolished to make room for Olympic "improvement" projects. Losing his home and two restaurants in 2003 to the arbitrary reconstruction projects turned him into a citizen activist: He applied for a permit to stage a demonstration against the property seizures. Three days after filing his application, he was arrested and convicted behind closed doors for "picking quarrels and stirring up trouble." Ye was sentenced to four years behind bars, where he was also subjected to a special 10-month period of "discipline" for trying to appeal his conviction.

Ye was scheduled to be released from prison -- where reports say he's been tortured including being suspended from the ceiling by his arms and beaten, and electrically shocked -- on July 26, but authorities arbitrarily extended his sentence to Oct. 1 ... well past the Olympics. Amnesty says that family members aren't allowed to bring medications he needs for heart problems.

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August 6, 2008 1:58 PM

Actually, yes, we have heard of 'bus rage'

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Greyhound wisely decides to scrap the above ad:

"Greyhound has scrapped an ad campaign that extolled the relaxing upside of bus travel after one of its passengers was accused of beheading and cannibalizing another traveler.

Vince Weiguang Li, who immigrated to Canada from China in 2004, is charged with second-degree murder in the death of 22-year-old carnival worker Tim McLean. He has yet to enter a plea.

Thirty-seven passengers were aboard the Greyhound from Edmonton, Alberta, to Winnipeg, Manitoba, as it traveled at night along a desolate stretch of the TransCanada Highway about 12 miles from Portage La Prairie, Manitoba. Witnesses said Li attacked McLean unprovoked, stabbing him dozens of times.

As horrified passengers fled the bus, Li severed McLean's head, displaying it to some of the passengers outside the bus, witnesses said.

A police officer at the scene reported seeing the attacker hacking off pieces of the victim's body and eating them, according to a police report."


I love my car. Really.

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August 5, 2008 4:48 PM

Beijing 2008: Dissident of the Day

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As we count down to the opening ceremonies of the Summer Olympics, we'll see copious amounts of pomp and bloviating from Beijing, which has spent years trying to "clean up" the country to present a pristine image of a sportsman's utopia (cough! hack! smog!) to the world. Rather than focusing on China's propaganda, each day through the Games I'm going to focus on the victims of that  PRC housecleaning effort -- from now through the closing ceremonies.

Today's dissident is Hu Jia. He recently spent his 35th birthday behind bars; his wife and baby weren't allowed to visit. Hu is an environmentalist, an advocate for victims of AIDS/HIV, and an advocate for democracy. His parents suffered "re-education" through forced labor under Mao; Hu hit the blogosphere with his cries for freedom.

Just after Christmas, about 20 police burst into his home and arrested him. On April 3, he received a sentence of three years and six months for "inciting subversion of state power." Presented as "evidence" against him were five pieces he wrote on the Internet and two interviews he gave to foreign journalists. Hu suffers from cirrhosis, yet has reportedly received no medical attention behind bars.

On Sept. 10, 2007, Hu wrote on his blog, "Everyone should know that the country that is about to host the Olympics is one without democratic elections, freedom of religion, independent courts or independent unions. It prohibits protests and labor strikes. It is a state that carries out widespread torture, discrimination, and employs a large secret police system. It is a nation that violates human rights standards and human dignity, and is not ready to fulfill its international obligations."

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July 31, 2008 9:06 AM

I love it when maniacs act as their own attorney

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Really, are there many things as entertaining or bizarre as the likes of Ted Bundy marrying a woman mid-cross examination or wigging out in the courtroom as the prosecution just relaxes and lets the cameras roll?

Proving that there was indeed a man under all that facial hair, Bosnian Serb bad guy Radovan Karadzic appeared in court today in the Netherlands. Even better than his vow to defend himself was his claim that he has an "invisible adviser" (O.J.'s defense team? Gaddahfi's daughter?) guiding his case. Yeah, it's called the voices in his head claiming the Srebrenica massacre was just housecleaning.

All things considered for a genocidal maniac from Eastern Europe, where fashion is stuck in 1989, that is a nice tie, though...

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July 28, 2008 9:29 AM

'Qantas never crashed'

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Well, it's gonna if parts keep flying off the suckers. Or, in the second emergency landing within a week, if doors fail to close:

"A QANTAS flight bound for Melbourne was forced to return to Adelaide Airport last night when the landing gear doors failed to close.

The Boeing 767-338 - flight QF692 - was forced to turn around 20 minutes after take-off about 5.40pm and it landed safely back in Adelaide at 6.15pm.

The incident came only three days after a Qantas Boeing 747-400 made an emergency landing in Manila after a gaping hole appeared in its fuselage.

Disgruntled passengers on the Melbourne flight last night told The Advertiser they would refuse to fly with Qantas again following the airline's second mid-air scare since Friday."

Neither will the Rainman! The gaping, Volkswagen-sized hole in the first plane, by the way, is suspected to have been caused by an exploding oxygen tank. Don't put that mask over your face and tighten!


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July 27, 2008 10:49 PM

Oddest press conference question EVER!

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During The Sarkobama Show last week, CNN's Christiane Amanpour posed this question to the French president (and luckily it's transcribed on the blog of ABC News correspondent Jake Tapper):

"Mr. President Sarkozy, you know that in France, the presence of Barack Obama and what he's done in terms of breaking the barriers in the United States has sort of made a resurgence. The black people in France are very proud and very hopeful for their future. They also live many of them in poor situations and you know you've had your own riots here and protests and disturbances in the [...] city.

At one point, when we were covering those riots, when you were interior ministry, you called the rioters scum. And I am wondering if you feel today when you stand next to someone you so much admire, and who has broken so many barriers that you regret that term or wish you hadn't said it?"


And what does Barack Obama have to do with North African immigrant offspring torching hundreds of cars and killing a guy trying to put out a trash can fire? Nothing!! Apple, meet orange. Orange, meet apple. And cue the response from Sarkozy, who has brought entertainment and smugness where there used to be just utter Chirac smugness:

"I congratulate you, Madame, on your exceptional knowledge of French political life and your contribution to friendship between people. But precisely things change because there were certain things that weren't right and I'm very pleased, Madame, you're speaking in front of Barack about a situation that existed before I was President ...

"I'd like you to appreciate not one single shot was fired by the police in France. The only innocent person was a member of the police. But, since my election, there have been no riots because we have put into place a development plan which is considerable. ... The political adventure of Barack Obama is not just simply reserved for that great country of the United States. ... I don't know if it was to please me, but your question really pleased me. Do come back, thank you."


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July 27, 2008 7:39 PM

Still crazy after all these years

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So basically Moammar Gadhafi's youngest, brattiest son -- who has a gilded reputation for acting like Axl Rose at some of Europe's finest establishments -- and his pregnant wife put the smackdown on two of their servants at a Geneva hotel, get arrested, and Libya is practically ready to go to war with Switzerland. Yes, Switzerland, that bastion of neutrality that's left to explain to the Gadhafi clan that, no, they can't order around their judicial system. So vowing "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth," Libya has done its best to try to steamroll any nuggets of credibility they may have earned post-WMDs. In return for the arrest of Hannibal Gadhafi, they've:

  • Suspended oil shipments to Switzerland
  • Refused entry to any Swiss ships trying to dock there
  • Let all of those workers go protest outside the Swiss embassy, holding aloft pics of the heir unapparent
  • Arrested a couple of Swiss guys on non-charges
  • Shut down Nestle there
  • Frozen the issuance of visas to Swiss folks

Now there's talk of halting all flights between the two countries, permanently expelling Swiss companies, and probably adding a ritualistic, gooey bonfire of chocolate bars. All for this gem:

"His first clash with European authority came in 2001. Returning to the Hilton Hotel in Rome at 3am he got into a brawl with police guarding his room, attacking them with bottles, emptying a fire extinguisher over them and putting three in hospital. He pleaded diplomatic immunity and no action was taken.

Three years later, while a business studies student in Copenhagen, he was chased by police when he drove his Porsche at 90mph through red lights on the Champs-Elysée in Paris, at one point going the wrong way. After police pulled him over they were confronted by his six bodyguards and a fight broke out in which an officer was injured.

The following February Mr Gaddafi was arrested in Paris after allegedly beating up a female companion who had resisted his advances, and damaging the door to her room. Later he changed rooms and was said to have begun destroying furniture before pulling a 9mm Walter PKK semi-automatic handgun on security guards at the Intercontinental Hotel. They succeeded in subduing him. Police questioned but did not detain him and he returned to Copenhagen soon afterwards."


Sure he wasn't a child star??


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July 25, 2008 11:17 AM

Hugo, Juan Carlos kiss and make up

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I liked the "Por que no te callas???" days better, personally...

Chavez was a late date, though, showing up an hour late to the Spanish king's summer home and then asking to go to the beach.







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