Just for kicks
October 31, 2008 9:16 PM
Halloween liveblogging: A Denver haunting!
I'm blogging live tonight with the Colorado Paranormal Research and Investigations team from the site of what is reputed to be the most haunted room at Denver's Oxford Hotel. Check for updates beginning after 9 p.m., when we'll be set up and waiting for that darn guest who keeps ducking out on the room bill...
9:05 p.m. We're all getting ready for the watch! Room 320 is small, with an ornate little living room and the infamous bedroom in which a murder occurred way back when. More on that as our research team and history experts relate the story to the 10 guests assembled on the floor and the couch. "We have a good mix here," says a trio on the couch. "We have a total skeptic, a total believer, and somewhere in between."

After we left the hotel, Maggie and Shawn both agreed that they didn't get any sense of a haunting in the room. I agreed that nothing gave me the heebie jeebies, even when the lights were out and the infamous darkened bedroom was over my shoulder. I listened to the recording I made of the lights-out session and heard nothing remarkable.
A friend e-mailed me this morning asking, "So? Did you come away with any changed views, one way or the other?" Hey, this is the opinion section, so here goes: Being a Catholic, I'm not closed to the idea of the paranormal. But like the Vatican needs a boatload of evidence before approving an exorcism, I go in a skeptic waiting to be shown the evidence. Now, some of the recordings Maggie played from other sites, like the Stanley Hotel, were pretty convincing. But nothing yet from the admittedly creepy Oxford.


9:05 p.m. We're all getting ready for the watch! Room 320 is small, with an ornate little living room and the infamous bedroom in which a murder occurred way back when. More on that as our research team and history experts relate the story to the 10 guests assembled on the floor and the couch. "We have a good mix here," says a trio on the couch. "We have a total skeptic, a total believer, and somewhere in between."
- Intros have begun to a packed house, crammed in on cushions. Just introduced myself to the group. And historical expert is now telling the story of the Lizzie Borden murders and staying at the little ax-whacker's house.
- This room is known as the "murder room," he says. Historical expert Kevin Pharris, owner of Denver history tours, is now telling the story. Calls the Oxford the most haunted building in Denver. One of the guests, he notices, is clutching the hand of her date. He tells the group that if anyone needs a hug or chocolate, they've got both!
- Notes that the Oxford used to just be a men's hotel, dating back to 1891, and only had one ladies' room. It went out of business and fell into disrepair. It was fixed up and reopened. Things began happening, he says, after the renovation, not before.
- There's apparently a ghost in the hotel who watches women when they use the bathroom. Gnarly.
- However, there's also apparently a girl searching for her canary in the attic. The Oxford, by the way, isn't allowing the attic tours anymore. They don't want the reputation as the haunted hotel, apparently. Yeah, nobody has Google.
- Now they're talking about gruesome Market murder stories on the record in the, well, Rocky Mountain News! "They would have page after page of the most lurid details," Kevin says. Now we have page after page of Campaign 2008. Which is worse?
- Maggie of the paranormal research group is using a puck that throws out random words based off the ambient temperature while Kevin is telling stories of Denver's sensational past of prostitutes getting killed a la Jack the Ripper. And, of course, the sensational details that the Rocky delivered at the time!
- The schedule for tonight, by the way, is until midnight. In for the long haul! And yes, part of that will be in the dark.
- More of Denver's salacious history. One in three Denver hookers having an STD, men fooling around, men fooling around and getting robbed and murdered while they were fooling around.
- Back to Room 320, where we sit! There was a double murder in the original bed here. It's the only headboard in the hotel that has a poem carved into it. Kevin can't find proof of it in the papers, but says that doesn't necessary mean anything because Mayor Speer was totally corrupt and could pay to keep things covered up. Wife and a boyfriend caught by hubby. No historical evidence -- we don't know who they are.
- Most people checked into this room aren't told about the haunted history, and most of the time nothing happens. But when it does happen, it's always the same. Only men who are staying alone are affected. Kevin takes the group into the bedroom.
- It's happened to about 25-30 men. Man will be laying here on the bed, sleeping, waking to a ghost at the foot of the bed, cussing him out, telling him to get out because he was corrupting a wife. Apparently one male guest ran down in his boxers to the front desk. Kevin turns out the lights on the guests. Says another story is single men will also be awakened by bathroom light going on and off quickly. Feels bed depress on one side as guest feels someone lie down next to him.
- Maggie scans the spooky bedroom for baseline temperature readings, which will help in future comparisons:
- Now Maggie is talking to the group that's assembled in the living room again, getting ready to describe the equipment they use. First is a temperature reading device that sniffs out cold spots. Then a digital camera that allows for instant review of pictures. The gadget for the baseline temperature readings. Maggie notes that electromagnetic fields can often produce symptoms that make people think they're haunted, depending on their sensitivity. They use a K-2 meter to measure readings. Also has a Sony Handy cam with infrared; helps her see in the dark.
- The "paranormal puck" is described more in detail. It a laptop that a guy designed that incorporates temperature and EMF readings, etc., with the entire Websters dictionary. That and another paranormal reading device keeps spitting out the words Betty and Veronica. One of the guests just suggests that the ghost really like Archie.
- Maggie is now playing examples of EVP -- electronic voice phenomenon, voices picked up on recording when at other sites in the area. Some of the creepiest ones are from the Stanley Hotel. None of them, though, say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." :)
- Now comes time to try to get EVP readings here in the room. Maggie lets the Halloween ghost watching crew here listen to the recordings, watch the puck, monitor temp, and wander the bedroom with the infrared camera. now the lights are out and Maggie is asking questions of the alleged ghost to see if yes or no questions are answered.
- The electronic voice generated thing keeps spitting out the words "remember" and "smell." Remember the smell??
- Earlier in the evening, the blog file that I'd started at the office became hopelessly corrupted -- you'll see on the first post that I had to start a new file. Now Maggie's computer has gone into capture mode without anyone touching the screen. She asks said alleged ghost if it's the one who's been messing with his our computers.
- The electronic voice generated thing keeps saying sorry. Sorry he offed his wife, or sorry he screwed with my blog??
- Some of the names it's coming up with are Larry, Seth and Maddie. I Google these with denver and oxford hotel just to see if any historical records come up. Nada. Maggie's efforts to coax any ghost to show itself are unsuccessful. One guy volunteers to go lay on the bed. Probably just tired of sitting on the floor in our cramped living room quarters.
- No scream from the bedroom, which is over my shoulder. My laptop screen is the only light, along with Maggie's laptop. She now demonstrates another tool that she doesn't especially trust with its lack of scientific proof, which scans radio frequencies really fast to search for words or sentences. Maggie opines that there's too much room for human error.
- Nothing much yet. Maggie asks the crowd if the tools she using are a "little too much hack." She notes that ghost hunting stuff "is up to your own interpretation and beliefs." She notes how the puck can be open to interpretation when the human mind is searching for patterns and trying to come up with answers.
- The lights are back. Whew. If it wasn't spooky, at least I was tempted to take a nap. Maggie says they'll analyze the video and voice recordings in the next few days and see if there's anything there. I also recorded the night on my digital recorder, just for kicks.
- No guaranteed ghosts, the guests are told...
- The guests are getting ready to leave, but Shawn with Denver History Tours is going to stick it out for the whole night. Stay tuned... I'm going to wrap up with Maggie after everyone leaves and get her impressions.
- The girl who was manning the infrared camera said that at one point the screen went hazy without touching the focus.
- Maggie says the evening went well, especially letting people know how paranormal investigations really go, but she's looking forward to reviewing the evidence.
After we left the hotel, Maggie and Shawn both agreed that they didn't get any sense of a haunting in the room. I agreed that nothing gave me the heebie jeebies, even when the lights were out and the infamous darkened bedroom was over my shoulder. I listened to the recording I made of the lights-out session and heard nothing remarkable.
A friend e-mailed me this morning asking, "So? Did you come away with any changed views, one way or the other?" Hey, this is the opinion section, so here goes: Being a Catholic, I'm not closed to the idea of the paranormal. But like the Vatican needs a boatload of evidence before approving an exorcism, I go in a skeptic waiting to be shown the evidence. Now, some of the recordings Maggie played from other sites, like the Stanley Hotel, were pretty convincing. But nothing yet from the admittedly creepy Oxford.



October 31, 2008 7:08 PM
Halloween liveblogging: A Denver haunting!
I'm blogging live tonight with the Colorado Paranormal Research and Investigations team from the site of what is reputed to be the most haunted room at Denver's Oxford Hotel. Check for updates beginning after 9 p.m., when we'll be set up and waiting for that darn guest who keeps ducking out on the room bill...
9:05 p.m. We're all getting ready for the watch! Room 320 is small, with an ornate little living room and the infamous bedroom in which a murder occurred way back when. More on that as our research team and history experts relate the story to the 10 guests assembled on the floor and the couch. "We have a good mix here," says a trio on the couch. "We have a total skeptic, a total believer, and somewhere in between."
Note: this link is not working properly now (spooky!). Follow the liveblog here:
9:05 p.m. We're all getting ready for the watch! Room 320 is small, with an ornate little living room and the infamous bedroom in which a murder occurred way back when. More on that as our research team and history experts relate the story to the 10 guests assembled on the floor and the couch. "We have a good mix here," says a trio on the couch. "We have a total skeptic, a total believer, and somewhere in between."
Note: this link is not working properly now (spooky!). Follow the liveblog here:
October 30, 2008 2:30 PM
A spooky preview of my haunted Halloween liveblog!
Tonight I blog the zombies, but tomorrow I blog the ghosts: Beginning by 9:30 p.m., but possibly earlier, I'll be liveblogging -- or, more appropriately, deadblogging -- from what is reputedly one of the most haunted sites in Denver. I'll be joining the Colorado Paranormal Research and Investigations team, two representatives of Denver History Tours, and eight members of the public. Yesterday I chatted with Maggie Stillman, case manager of CPRI, about the group's work.
You may have seen -- like the Brit import I watched on the Fine Living Network last night -- shows on TV about investigative groups probing reportedly haunted sites, and using psychics or mediums to supposedly sniff out the spirits. The Colorado Paranormal Research and Investigations team, which has been around for about two years, relies on good ol' science, high-tech equipment monitoring potential electronic voice phenomenon, infrared camera equipment, temperature monitoring, and more. "We pride ourselves on being a skeptical team," says Maggie, noting that some of the 15-member team have tried to re-create what they may have seen and heard in the field in order to find logical explanations for the phenomena. In fact, says Maggie, the group formed in the first place with members from other paranormal groups who felt uncomfortable with the use of psychics.
"We don't hold back trying to figure out any logical explanation for an occurrence," Maggie adds.
The team also prides itself on helping local residents who ask for assistance with unexplained events in their homes, and never takes any money for their services (they all have day jobs, and most of the team have bachelor's or advanced degrees). "We are just a phone call away," says Maggie, explaining that they keep in touch with residents who are unsettled by strange goings-on. They also approach a site with minimal knowledge of the place, so they don't go in with preconceived notions.
But on top of that, they also probe some of the area's most notorious sites. What's one of the spookiest? The Byers-Evans House, says Maggie. "It's a pretty intense place," she said. "We always come out with the most activity."
And, by the way, if you're out on the spooky prowl this Halloween night, Maggie tells me that there are always stepped-up patrols around the onetime dismemberment graveyard Cheesman Park and other graveyards that draw spook-seekers. So all the better to curl up in front of the computer with a mind-numbing amount of candy corn, turn off all the lights, and join us tomorrow night for the haunted liveblog!
Oh, and I promise to ask the ghost whether it supports Schaffer or Udall. At this point, I expect vintage items to start flying across the room and smashing into walls, and somebody will yak up pea soup...
You may have seen -- like the Brit import I watched on the Fine Living Network last night -- shows on TV about investigative groups probing reportedly haunted sites, and using psychics or mediums to supposedly sniff out the spirits. The Colorado Paranormal Research and Investigations team, which has been around for about two years, relies on good ol' science, high-tech equipment monitoring potential electronic voice phenomenon, infrared camera equipment, temperature monitoring, and more. "We pride ourselves on being a skeptical team," says Maggie, noting that some of the 15-member team have tried to re-create what they may have seen and heard in the field in order to find logical explanations for the phenomena. In fact, says Maggie, the group formed in the first place with members from other paranormal groups who felt uncomfortable with the use of psychics.
The team also prides itself on helping local residents who ask for assistance with unexplained events in their homes, and never takes any money for their services (they all have day jobs, and most of the team have bachelor's or advanced degrees). "We are just a phone call away," says Maggie, explaining that they keep in touch with residents who are unsettled by strange goings-on. They also approach a site with minimal knowledge of the place, so they don't go in with preconceived notions.
But on top of that, they also probe some of the area's most notorious sites. What's one of the spookiest? The Byers-Evans House, says Maggie. "It's a pretty intense place," she said. "We always come out with the most activity."
And, by the way, if you're out on the spooky prowl this Halloween night, Maggie tells me that there are always stepped-up patrols around the onetime dismemberment graveyard Cheesman Park and other graveyards that draw spook-seekers. So all the better to curl up in front of the computer with a mind-numbing amount of candy corn, turn off all the lights, and join us tomorrow night for the haunted liveblog!
Oh, and I promise to ask the ghost whether it supports Schaffer or Udall. At this point, I expect vintage items to start flying across the room and smashing into walls, and somebody will yak up pea soup...
October 8, 2008 5:20 PM
Filling in for Bridget today: Chad Vader
What can I say... I'm just so pooped from liveblogging last night, then visiting with Mark Udall today, then I have to buy chinchilla food on the way home and can't wait for a bubble bath. Wah. So sit back and enjoy a funny YouTube that also has great production value: the tale of Darth Vader's "less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother":
September 30, 2008 10:00 AM
My new News Crush slams Pakistan
Some women pine for handsome movie stars: Not me (well, except for maybe Adrien Brody), because I'm from La-La Land and realize what shallow poseurs they tend to be. This also may be profession-oriented, but I have News Crushes. For the longest time my main News Crush squeeze was Vladimir Putin -- yeah, he turned into an evil authoritarian, but the judo black belt and spy resume were hot. I had a wee News Crush on Felipe Calderon -- looked like a cute little Mexican accountant -- but the policies of one's News Crush (like, blaming us for being inhumane on illegal immigration when Central American migrants coming into Mexico risk being beaten, robbed or raped by police) can eventually be a turnoff. I even once developed a News Crush on one of those occasional talking policy heads on cable news, until I actually started dating the guy and slowly realized that some News Crushes should be kept to two-minute sound bites.
Now here's my new News Crush, the head of Afghanistan's spy agency, Amrullah Saleh, in an exclusive interview with Al-Jazeera released today. It's awesome -- the interviewer starts out waxing about how Pakistan has tried to control the lawless region of Waziristan, and Saleh replies, "When did they try to control it?" The interviewer rattles off some weak operations that were just conducted for the benefit of the media, but haven't made any dent in terrorism. She then seems to accuse him of being militaristic, when he fires back that many operations, such as going after Taliban leadership in Quetta, could be accomplished with a knock and an arrest -- if the Pakistan government had the will. He also notes that if the Pakistan military would actually work with the Afghans, Osama bin Laden could be caught -- no question about it. This guy is badass. He is so my News Crush.
Just got a message from a former L.A. Daily News colleague: "Well, seeing that your last crush was Vladimir Putin, I think this is a step in the right direction!" I shall never live that down...
Now here's my new News Crush, the head of Afghanistan's spy agency, Amrullah Saleh, in an exclusive interview with Al-Jazeera released today. It's awesome -- the interviewer starts out waxing about how Pakistan has tried to control the lawless region of Waziristan, and Saleh replies, "When did they try to control it?" The interviewer rattles off some weak operations that were just conducted for the benefit of the media, but haven't made any dent in terrorism. She then seems to accuse him of being militaristic, when he fires back that many operations, such as going after Taliban leadership in Quetta, could be accomplished with a knock and an arrest -- if the Pakistan government had the will. He also notes that if the Pakistan military would actually work with the Afghans, Osama bin Laden could be caught -- no question about it. This guy is badass. He is so my News Crush.
Just got a message from a former L.A. Daily News colleague: "Well, seeing that your last crush was Vladimir Putin, I think this is a step in the right direction!" I shall never live that down...
August 12, 2008 1:09 PM
Times must be getting hard over at the U.N.
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The sender was "Ban Ki Moor," which also indicates that the secretary-general is revealing his true Berber Muslim heritage...
August 5, 2008 9:05 AM
I thought babies looked more like Khrushchev
Vladimir Putin not only continues to rule everything in Russian Federation, but is now appearing in the cribs of celebs. This nugget:
You haven't really made it, though, until you've given birth to another Boris:
"Brad Pitt says his new son Knox Leon looked like Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin when he was born.
The Fight Club actor - who welcomed twins Knox and Vivienne Marcheline with partner Angelina Jolie into the world on July 12 - was surprised by his children's unique looks.
He said: 'I dare to say that Vivienne is proving to resemble Angelina in spirit, attitude and physicality. She is quite elegant like her mother. And Knox - he's a bit of me. He likes music like his dad. But when he was born he looked like Vladimir Putin!'"
You haven't really made it, though, until you've given birth to another Boris:
July 29, 2008 9:08 AM
Signs of a great Mexican restaurant
I realize that the era of Salmonella Salsa is the wrong time to try to find real Mexican food (though I did see some scary-looking places far down Colfax I must try), but a starting point would be my guide on the Signs of a Great Mexican Restaurant:
- The menu lapses into Spanish without warning
- Our Lady of Guadalupe is behind the counter
- Tamarindo and horchata are on tap
- It's safer to drink the beer than the water
- At least two German tourists have accidentally ordered lengua in the past month
- The restaurant name is not Chevy's or El Torito
- The mariachi not only plays there, but eats there as well
- Telenovelas play on a TV mounted on the wall
- The music played includes copious amounts of accordion
- The salsa has never and will never come from a jar
- The tacos spill on the first bite
- There are no "southwest black beans," just manteca-laden refried beans
- The number of tables usually doesn't exceed ten
- The view leaves something to be desired, like an old carburetor shop or tacky mercado
- There is no menu item called a "Mexi-melt"
- The Health Department doesn't always leave happy, but the customers do
July 28, 2008 1:48 PM
Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell expecting twins
Which would be utterly useless news, except for that it gives me an excuse to run O'Connell's funniest send-up of Tom Cruise and Scientology EVER:




