Churchill protests
University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill, in sunglasses, stands out among the crowd that turned out in protest of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision not to interfere with the execution of Stanley Tookie Williams.(Maria J. Ávila © News)
At least he stands for something besides being a capitalist pig!!!!
Posted by Jericho on December 13, 2005 09:37 PMOn 9-11, the Mohawk, Oneida, the Pequot, Mohegan and many others immediately put their people - ironworkers, ferry-boat crews and medical personnel - into the rescue and recovery operations.
California Indian nations expressed their solidarity with America and donated generously to the rescue efforts. Lakota families brought their Sacred Pipe to pray at the site, leaving their quiet offerings early one dawn.
But Ward Churchill called the 9-11 victims "Little Eichmanns," and he did it while he PRETENDED to be an Indian.
Posted by on December 13, 2005 09:01 PMHaving by far a better win-loss record, Ward Churchill applauds Coach Gary Barnett's $3 million settlement agreement in anticipation of his own.
Posted by Ned Christy on December 13, 2005 08:40 PMOnce there was a plagiarist who wouldn’t say his prayers,
and ghost wrote under “hats” at night away up stairs,
‘Till the MIM all heard him holler and the Black Bloc heard him bawl,
but when they turned the ‘puter on,
he wasn’t there at all!
They searched him in the chat rooms
on-line and in the press
(and even down in Gitmo, the Drudge Report suggests)
but all they ever found of him was just his pants and round-abouts
COINTELPRO will get ya if ya don’t watch out!!
"I work for Pan Am, as you will learn when the offices open Monday morning."
Posted by Frank W. Abagnale on December 13, 2005 08:23 PMA wolf in sheik's clothing.
Posted by COINTELPRO on December 13, 2005 08:18 PMSmile! You're on Candid Camera!
Posted by Able Danger on December 13, 2005 08:17 PMA second-rate writer with less than stellar sales on a number of previous books---including one, ironically enough, on the great art forger elmyr de Hory called FAKE!
Posted by Clifford Irving on December 13, 2005 07:51 PMThe forger, convinced by now that he was dealing with complete dolts, started to produce thousands of items too outrageous to believe. There were letters from Alexander the Great to Aristotle, and Cleopatra to her "dearly beloved" Julius Caesar--all written in French!
Posted by Vrain-Denis Lucas on December 13, 2005 07:45 PMIn the not-so-distant future, advanced cloning technologies will allow us to even re-create an indigenous person in a deceased, white, chain-smoker's body.
We are currently working on the case of a prime minister whose son has been killed.
Posted by CEO Clonaid on December 13, 2005 07:39 PMIt was only when Elena was called an academic fraud that she actively engaged the court. The prosecutor referred to her as "the so-called academician Elena Ceausescu," to which she responded, "So-called! So called! Now they have even taken away our titles." Stung by the assault on his wife's credentials, Nicolae declared, " Her scientific papers were published abroad!"
"And who wrote the papers for you, Elena? The prosecutor asked.
"Such impudance!" she snapped. "I am a member and chairwoman of the Academy of Sciences. You cannot talk to me in such a way!"
Posted by Marie Curie on December 13, 2005 07:21 PMLibya's official radio crowing triumphantly that the "stray dog" Bakkush has been executed by a death squad devoted to obliterating enemies of Gadhafi's revolution.
Posted by Hosni Mubarak on December 13, 2005 07:09 PMA Polish-speaking SS man disguised in a Polish uniform and broadcasting a speech from a "captured" German radio station. He announced that it was time for Poland to rise up against Germany.
Posted by Herr Lebensraum on December 13, 2005 07:03 PMHitler reading an announcement that Bavaria's three-man leadership is to hold a public meeting at a large beer hall outside Munich to discuss the sorry state of the nation.
Posted by Hans Beckert on December 13, 2005 06:51 PMThirty years ago, Muammar Gaddafi led a military coup that toppled King Idris and ended the monarchy in Libya. But since then," according to the BBC/UK, "he has ruled his country in the style of the most eccentric of absolute monarchs imaginable.
Posted by Frank W. Abagnale on December 13, 2005 06:38 PMStanding in defiance to our government murdering its own citizens
Posted by Jesus on December 13, 2005 06:05 PMMy life is devoted to showing everyone what an asshole I am. Respect my authoratie!
Posted by Eric Cartman on December 13, 2005 05:33 PMWard applauding Tookie's mass-murder of Americans.
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 04:42 PMPosted by Reverend on December 13, 2005 04:40 PM
EXECUTIONER: Guess what Tookie?
TOOKIE: Wa?
EXECUTIONER: That Churchhill fellow from Colorado is outside
TOOKIE: Kill me now fool
If you were white, I would not be here,,,,,,,,
Posted by Bob on December 13, 2005 04:05 PMC.U uh um the taxpayers should be paying me for this, after all I took time off of my busy 2 hour a week teaching job to do this. Next year i`ll cut back my work load to write another book.
Posted by working man on December 13, 2005 04:04 PMButt Head
Posted by chuck on December 13, 2005 03:53 PMTokin' with Tookie
Posted by Scott on December 13, 2005 03:47 PMIn an interesting twist, liberal University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill proclaims to have been at the protest to applaud the Governator's denial for clemency, saying, "I missed seeing those 9/11 Little Eichmann capitalists do down for transgressions against civilized society. Tookie, however, gives me the opportunity to be at least close to a capitalist roasting. I mean, quite frankly, anyone who nets a few hundred bucks for a couple days work should be subject to capitalist punishment."
Posted by The Onion wanna-be on December 13, 2005 03:46 PMBOB WEIR FANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Posted by Outta Myface on December 13, 2005 03:37 PMThey can't touch me. I teach at CU. Forget about it.
Posted by Timmy two picks on December 13, 2005 03:33 PMWhat? You want me for the cover of "Dumb Ass magazine?" Cool, wiat for me put the cigarette back in my mouth.
Posted by Mike Thomas on December 13, 2005 03:31 PMI hope these guys don't want to come back to my place afterwards.
Posted by Dave Leman on December 13, 2005 03:24 PMAnd in other new, Army recruiting hits an all time low.........
Posted by Jason on December 13, 2005 03:22 PM"stop killing Iraqi children"
Posted by Reverend on December 13, 2005 03:19 PMLook Mom...I can clap and smoke at the same time!
Posted by Kellie on December 13, 2005 03:14 PMSpecies: POSERus Maximus
Characteristics: Expert Indian impersonator, Wily blowhard, Persuasive perveyor of lies to impressionable youth.
Also known as: Con Man, Charlatan.
Posted by Mike D. on December 13, 2005 03:14 PMWard Churchill's postcard photo seized by the Rocky Mountain News, with handwriting on the back, "John, wish you were here, my snookie-wookielumps. XXOOXXOO")
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 03:07 PM"Save Tookie or I'll set my hair on fire." (Hopefully)
Posted by Idaho on December 13, 2005 03:06 PMApplauding Vincent Carroll's arrest on the charge of "mentoring" Ian Vanbuskirk.
Posted by Moredock on December 13, 2005 03:04 PM(Unseen in the picture: John Moredock giving Churchill the most passionate bj ever, surpassing even the love shared in "Brokeback Mountain.")
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 03:04 PM"Huh. Maybe if Keith Richards ever kicks it..."
Posted by Michelle on December 13, 2005 02:58 PMApplauding Jim Paine and Grant Crowell's "demonstration" of the finer points of Mr. Paine's occupation.
Posted by Moredock on December 13, 2005 02:44 PMThe audience gives a standing ovation when Ward announces that he will never give another public speech.
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:33 PMWard looks pissed for losing in the auditions for "Tootsie II, the Sequel"
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:33 PMChurchill, in a drunk stupor, forgets what side he's protesting and calls for the deaths of more "Adolf Tookiemans."
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:32 PMFunny thing is, anyone who's actually followed Ward would know he's actually FOR the death penalty (at least for those he's at odds with politically).
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:30 PMIf Tookie had to hear Ward's ranting, he'd be begging for them to pull the switch!
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:28 PMApplauding the spectacle of Grant Crowell and Jim Paine slobbering all over fake Indian, William Bradford.
Posted by Moredock on December 13, 2005 02:26 PMIsn't it sad when cousins marry???
Posted by Rich on December 13, 2005 02:25 PMStill shopping at Old Navy for his turtlenecks
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:23 PMTake a closer look -- Its Jennifer Anniston's aunt in drag!
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:21 PMWard insults Tookie by dressing as a Blood
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:20 PM"Ah yes... I remember when I was Tookie's bitch in prison. Those manly hands, his heavy breath, the warmth, oooohhhh...."
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:20 PM"Forget Tookie -- Save Me! I'm gonna die from my cigarette addiction."
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:19 PMPosterchild for AFS.
Acute Fabio Syndrome
Posted by Gavin aka BBK on December 13, 2005 02:18 PM(No one can tell that I'm not wearing any underwear.)
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:17 PMWard Churchill thinks to himself, "I hope Arnold will give me a part in his next film as his leading lady!"
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:16 PMThe Angriest Hippie in the World
Posted by Grant Crowell on December 13, 2005 02:16 PM"Gee, maybe if I stand in the middle of this crowd, and protest for the rights of a convicted murderer, while I'm dressed like a fool, the "Man" won't see me and think I'm still an idiot. Oops, it didn't work!".
Posted by Earl on December 13, 2005 02:13 PMBREAKING NEWS: Announced this afternoon, Ward Churchill is the front runner for the vacant coaching position at CU.
Posted by erik on December 13, 2005 02:08 PMAnother 50-something reason for birth control and or abstinance...sorry guys the best part of Ward sank into the sheets!
Posted by Ward's Mom on December 13, 2005 02:03 PMThere is actually someone who looks dumber than Hugo Chavez in a beret!
Posted by AcademicElephant on December 13, 2005 01:56 PMI sure am gonna miss using Barnett's lear jet for trips like this.
Posted by SALES MARK BILLETS on December 13, 2005 01:50 PMSpurned by Clinton, Monica Lewinsky Overeats and Chain Smokes for Years
Posted by mb on December 13, 2005 01:43 PMhippies smell
Posted by steve w on December 13, 2005 01:37 PMA parent's dream!
Posted by Debbie Childress on December 13, 2005 01:12 PMI am a liar (clap, clap) I am a faker (clap, clap) I live in Boulder (clap, clap) so check me out!
Posted by Jack on December 13, 2005 01:06 PMIf I want to be mistaken for a man, maybe I should look less French...
Posted by John Docker on December 13, 2005 12:56 PMStuck in the 60's with you, and I don't know what I'm going to do....
Posted by David on December 13, 2005 12:52 PMLaugh all you want! I'm considered about as weird now as Dr. Hunter S. Thompson was when he ran for sheriff in Aspen with a shaved head on the Mescaline ticket.
Posted by sterling greenwood on December 13, 2005 12:51 PMFired Unscrupulous Head Coach $3 Million
Resigned CU Chancellor Home Loan $1.36K
Resigned CU President's Limo $8K per ride
Taking your unsavory immoral views to another state & still not being fired.....PRICELESS!
There are something's money can't buy. For everything else there is your tax dollars!
veddy interestink...
Posted by kj on December 13, 2005 12:38 PMCertainly, aspiring dart champion Festus McGruder could have thrown at the target rather than the pekingese, but then, he really, really hated tiny dogs.
Posted by Jim Paine on December 13, 2005 12:36 PMMan who condemns capitalists as "mass murderers" marches in support of actual mass murderer.
Posted by Marc on December 13, 2005 12:32 PMget over yourself...
Posted by Deb on December 13, 2005 12:29 PMGive me a bandwagon, any old bandwagon will do!
Posted by Mike on December 13, 2005 12:27 PMI may have hurt some feelings, but hey, at least I have'nt killed 30,000 Iraqis
Posted by Brandon on December 13, 2005 12:13 PMWHERE'S WEIRDO?
Here's a clue for .25 cents:
"I'm wearing dark sunglasses and a black coat with a stealth beret and I’m smoking in Boulder. Can you see me now?"
Everyone sing with me! "I'm a nut! (clap, clap) I'm a nut! (clap, clap)..."
Posted by Meggan on December 13, 2005 11:51 AMI never met a university I couldn't WRECK!
Posted by eDale on December 13, 2005 11:42 AMAhhhhhhhhhh. Government work!
Posted by Brian on December 13, 2005 11:41 AMI can't wait to teach your kids!
Posted by Neil on December 13, 2005 11:39 AMFired!!!
Posted by Scott Johnson on December 13, 2005 11:29 AMLook at me im a treehugger that only wants attention on my poor wothless soul.
Posted by Allyn Mueller on December 13, 2005 11:29 AM"A top party school, wanna-be football team, several rape allegations, ethnic hatred, and ME! Go CU!"
Posted by Richard on December 13, 2005 11:26 AMI wonder if I can get another 15 minutes, I mean everyone gets 15, why can't I have more? After all I AM WARD CHURCHILL!
Posted by Ed Kenobi on December 13, 2005 11:03 AMI don't care about this Tookie guy, I am here to get some attention. I just want to talk about me, glorious me!
Posted by Joshua on December 13, 2005 11:00 AMThank-you Tookie. I'm with you man. Your murderous lifestyle is the envy of all who share a higher intellect and I understand completely. The sooner the family members of your victims come to grips with your higher purpose, the sooner they will find peace. It's their problem now, not yours.
Posted by Tim on December 13, 2005 11:00 AMCall me Snake.
Posted by shawkey on December 13, 2005 10:59 AMThis wannabe Indian only support murderers who kill stockbrokers, Taiwanese immigrant motel owners, and white 7-11 clerks.
Posted by Carol on December 13, 2005 10:55 AMi can say and do anything i want and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it .
Posted by helen on December 13, 2005 10:55 AMReport: Nearly one-third of grads need remedial help
Churchill poses as the new posterchild for "Little Eichman" brand cigarettes.
Posted by B. on December 13, 2005 10:50 AMThe Rocky Mountain News continues its Churchill witch hunt by encouraging readers to write mean things.
Posted by Bob on December 13, 2005 10:50 AMwhat a disgrace, that people associate a loser like him to our university//
Posted by laura on December 13, 2005 10:39 AMOldest living member of girlscouts celebrates with a campfire sing-along!
Posted by Dave on December 13, 2005 10:26 AMIf this picture was about "this" much bigger on the bottom, you'd see I'm wearing a skirt with pink panties!
Posted by Mike on December 13, 2005 10:23 AM"You know, cigarettes just don't work fast enough."
Posted by Toby on December 13, 2005 10:19 AMHey MIke Bohn, I'm available for the Head Football Position, you'd be wise to hire me. I'm a very qualified eyesore for the university! Hire me, I assure you it will take the focus off of the investigations into the program.
Posted by erik on December 13, 2005 10:14 AMLiving proof that cigarette smoking causes brain damage.
Posted by Mark on December 13, 2005 10:12 AMMilitant looney liberal displays tolerant attitude, calling for the execution af all republicans and demanding all murderers be set free.
Posted by dan on December 13, 2005 10:11 AMLiving proof that cigarettes can cause brain damage.
Posted by Mark on December 13, 2005 10:09 AMOf course I know Wonkette. Doesn't everybody? Not that I'd rip THAT crap off!
Posted by Karl on December 13, 2005 10:03 AM
Churchill applauds at the announcement that brownshirt, neo-con, racist, chickenhawks have finally agreed to enlist with the u.s. army and take a bullet for their draft-dodging, imperialist, pResident - George Bush.
Chief Talking Bull makes a stand.
Posted by dave on December 13, 2005 09:53 AMI only smoke American Spirit cigarettes!
Posted by Rich Lopez on December 13, 2005 09:53 AMI borrowed my wife's sunglasses.
Posted by Victor on December 13, 2005 09:46 AMThey did say Pot was legal in Denver, didn't they?!?
Posted by Rick on December 13, 2005 09:46 AMIt was ONLY four people!
Posted by on December 13, 2005 09:45 AMIf people only knew what a complete fraud I really am.
Posted by Martin on December 13, 2005 09:42 AM"Well if I had to give you a visual scale I would say the empty space between my ears is about ohhhhhh...this big"
Posted by Cory on December 13, 2005 09:40 AMAre a majority of the RMN readers redneck republicans? I mean you only have to have a half of a brain to understand Ward's, now famous, article on 9/11 and to this day... people still have no idea what he was talking about and why he made those comments... read the responses below... America is doomed if this is the level of intellegence people have..... or maybe it's most of the RMN readers and writers that are....... .....well.... stupid.
Posted by Mark on December 13, 2005 09:38 AMWhat a creep
Posted by RMet on December 13, 2005 09:27 AMToo bad Arnold couldn't swap this Ass for Tookie before the needle shot. I'd rather have a "reformed" Gang-banger loose on the street than this Moron.
Posted by David Swenson on December 13, 2005 09:24 AMA study in the absurd: the man who celebrates the death of innocents; the man who protests the death of the murderer. And this guy is a professor???
Posted by Sean on December 13, 2005 09:20 AMWard Churchill protests the execution of Tookie but does he even know the names of the 4 truly innocent victims that Tookie executed. Why didn't he protest for them after they were executed by Tookie?
Posted by Michael on December 13, 2005 09:19 AMAll we are saying...is give berets a chance. Everybody now. All we are saying...is give berets a chance!
Posted by JoeC on December 13, 2005 09:18 AMBut he's got the best line on Schwarzenegger and Stanley "Tookie" Williams yet: "He's signing off the life and death of a man he's not fit to lick the boots of."
Posted by Moredock on December 13, 2005 09:06 AM"In other news today the Guardian Angels turned out at the protest of Stanley Williams' execution to keep the peace. Wait, that's Ward Churchill... that's not news."
Posted by Shawn on December 13, 2005 09:04 AMThis is what happens when your 'ASS' starts to speak.
Posted by Wendy on December 13, 2005 08:52 AMWho liberated France from the Nazi's??? I forget.
Posted by Tauna on December 13, 2005 08:40 AMI am what I wear,,,,and nothing else.
Posted by Peter on December 13, 2005 08:33 AMAh, another day of blowing smoke up people's ass.
Posted by Kirk on December 13, 2005 08:29 AMThe French said the same thing as the tribe: He's NOT one of ours! Is the cigarette fake too?
Posted by Brian on December 13, 2005 08:23 AMHE's 1-16 Indian 1-16 black I'm sure he's a 16th of 14 other causes
Posted by derek on December 13, 2005 08:20 AM1/16 indian, 100% IDIOT
Posted by Dwane on December 13, 2005 08:19 AMOnce I get my multi-million dollar settlement I will be sure to send the Rocky Mtn News a thank you card.
Posted by Johnson on December 13, 2005 08:18 AMThe newest member of the Rolling Stones, Mick Swagger.
Posted by James on December 13, 2005 08:16 AMHey mama don't you treat me wrong
Come on baby love me all night long
Hey Hey
Hey Ho
Baby What I say?!
I wear different costumes to fit any event. The main thing is that you notice me in my costume and think I'm just the coolest. My ego is the main thing here and nothing else. All worship me...I'm a god!
Posted by Rob on December 13, 2005 08:11 AM"Viva Che Churchill!"
Posted by Glen from Ft. Collins on December 13, 2005 08:02 AM"Viva Che Churchill!"
Posted by Glen from Ft. Collins on December 13, 2005 08:00 AMAm I black or am I white
Posted by kenton zoric on December 13, 2005 07:42 AMHere Cancer, Here Cancer
Posted by Dixie on December 13, 2005 07:41 AMF&#k you, Vinnie!
Posted by John on December 13, 2005 07:27 AMim 1/16 african american
Posted by chris on December 13, 2005 07:27 AMCOLORADO'S LEAST WANTED
Posted by Jim on December 13, 2005 07:26 AMI've really got to get a makeover and a new life
Posted by peggy on December 13, 2005 07:22 AMThis photo is proof that the south bound end of a north bound ass can smoke.........he should be put on the same train headed out of town with Gary Barnett. Both are scam artists, lack the bare essence of integrity and are a disgrace to organized educational institutions.
Posted by Shawn Larkin CU 1988 on December 13, 2005 07:07 AMAt least he stands for something. What a waste to kill someone for what they did 25 years ago. It's barbaric !!!! Look at the message they've sent,don't ever change if you go to prison. Not a smart move HUH ??
Posted by Mary on December 13, 2005 06:42 AMThis is a travesty. they should be executing more white men. Me? No, I'm not white. I'm Cherokee. Or maybe Cheyenne. Or Apache. What day is it today?
Posted by Mike on December 13, 2005 06:40 AMA little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Posted by Tom on December 13, 2005 06:30 AMMy G-d, he looks like an older version of Kurt Russell! Talk about exteme makeover. Either that or he has his collective liberal underwear in a knot...which explains the sour look on his face.
Posted by James on December 13, 2005 06:23 AMI really don't care about any of this, I'm just doing it to piss off all the right wing nazis...
Posted by GREG on December 13, 2005 06:20 AMMy my, I'd like to see a lot of Americans executed, just not tookie.
Posted by Pete on December 13, 2005 06:18 AMYour tax dollars at work
Posted by Bob on December 13, 2005 05:20 AMyep another prick with ears!
Posted by jim brown on December 13, 2005 04:49 AMI want to be like Ward Churchill when I grow up! Make a fantastic salary, live and work in Boulder, Colorado, and act like everyone else has the problem! Is this all we have to worry about? There are far more pressing problems in the world around us that should be the focus of our attention rather than this obvious sham and loser!
Posted by James Renes on December 13, 2005 04:40 AMI guess this cigarette will have to do it.
Posted by Ken on December 13, 2005 03:02 AM