Greenhouse gases
Saturday, November 17 at 2:00 PM

Russell W. Shurts of Centennial writes:

Watching Football Night in America last week it was obvious in one segment that something had gone wrong with NBC’s picture because there wasn’t one even though I could hear Bob Costas talking. There wasn’t anything wrong at all, however; only the latest attempt to convince people to reduce their greenhouse gases, or as I like to call it, devolve back to the Stone Age.
If you will hear me out, though, I believe I have a simple an elegant solution to the greenhouse gas problem. If everyone who really believes humankind is in imminent grave danger from man-made global warming would immediately commit suicide; then except for a little energy expended putting them into the ground their carbon footprint would immediately go to zero, and I could go back to watching football without being subjected to ridiculous and bogus political screeds masquerading as science.

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READER COMMENTS

OK lefties, here is your chance to help this poor man out. Quit exhaling, you ruining the air.

Posted by Uno on November 17, 2007 02:34 PM

Russell, I suggest you quit watching so much football and spend some time getting acquainted with reality. It really looks like your brain is not too far removed from the Stone Age.

Posted by Truth on November 17, 2007 03:06 PM

Put your wallets away, folks. I've already gotten your tickets. All you have to do is to click on the link below, sit back and watch the movie. Sorry, I ate all the popcorn.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m9x5N4vORlE

Posted by Truth on November 18, 2007 08:59 PM

Sorry, wrong movie. So tonight we're having a double feature. Not only Studs Terkel, but this other guy as well. You'll really get a kick out of him. He claims the way to fight global warming is to switch from Fahrenheit to Celsius.

http://blip.tv/file/482098/

Posted by Truth on November 18, 2007 09:09 PM

Science is your friend.

Posted by jay on November 19, 2007 11:40 AM

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