On Point
Vincent Carroll, editor of the editorial pages, writes his On Point column most weekdays. He is also an author and freelance writer. Reach Vincent Carroll at carrollv@RockyMountainNews.com.


Carroll: Master of chutzpah
Wednesday, June 20 at 12:00 AM

The University of Colorado just let Donald Stevens retire with full benefits. It promised the professor and former head of its Institute for International Business that it wouldn’t “pursue additional legal actions in any forum.” It allowed him to deny, in a settlement agreement, that “his actions were in any way improper.”

It did everything but plant a kiss on Stevens’ cheek as he sauntered out the door — after he’d reimbursed the university for $269,000 that he allegedly misappropriated over the years.

Do these guys ever actually fire anyone?

Now admittedly, any attempt to give Stevens the boot would have been messy, expensive and a protracted PR nightmare (check the encyclopedia under “Ward Churchill, employment history”). So you can see why university officials would want to square accounts with Stevens and let him move on.

But what if you’d pulled some of Stevens’ stunts? Would your boss have let you skate?

Let’s say you’d told your employer that you planned — and here we quote from one of Stevens’ travel authorization requests, as recounted in a university audit — “to attend the Annual Intnl Trade & Finance Assns Conference in Vaasa, Finland, on May 28-June 1, 2003,” where “Global trade issues and entrepreneurship in Europe will be addressed .. . ."

Suppose you duly showed up in Vaasa on the afternoon of the 28th, hobnobbed that evening at the opening reception, but bailed out the next morning to return to Norway (where you’d already spent several days) for an excursion to the town of Longyearbyen on an island in the Arctic Ocean.

Once back in the States, suppose you wrote your boss confirming that “I just returned from a trip to Finland and Norway to attend the International Trade and Finance Association annual meetings. .. . . This year there were special sessions on entrepreneurship in Europe and a number of sessions on the impact of globalization.”

Wouldn’t such language suggest that you’d attended the meetings? And wouldn’t that have been a fabrication?

In that particular trip’s post-mortem, Stevens also did mention he’d traveled to Norway, “to look at a developed relatively wealthy economy and society” — which is pretty much what every other tourist there does, too. As if sensing the banal nature of his claim, he quickly added that he’d also “met with people in various segments of society to discuss the EU, global economy, U.S.-EU relations, etc.” No doubt the shopkeepers in Longyearbyen were especially helpful with insights into these issues.

How would your employer react to the revelation it had shelled out $8,011.87 for such a trip?

Precisely.

The Koreans get it

During a recent visit to South Korea, an acquaintance noticed an editorial in The Korean Times beating the drum for higher quality English instruction — which from the looks of things, appears to be pretty good already. In fact, South Korea takes the study of English so seriously that it builds “English immersion villages” so students don’t have to travel abroad to learn at an accelerated rate.

“Korea understands the importance of English, even if Sen. (Sue) Windels doesn’t,” my correspondent wryly noted.

He was referring to the fact that the Arvada Democrat was the sole state senator to vote this year against a bill mandating English competency for Colorado high school graduates.

Unfortunately, Windels was not alone with her head in the sand. Senate Bill 73 died in a House committee after the education establishment picked up its club and entered the fray.

Common sense will have to wait at least one more year.

Reach Vincent Carroll at carrollv@RockyMountainNews.com.


READER COMMENTS

Everyone is too afraid to call the frauds at CSU, CU, CCD, and Metro State College, what they really are. It is simple fraud, waste, and abuse of federal funds. There is no fiscal oversight or stewardship being exhibited by USDOL/OFCCP Secy. Chao, US Dept. of Education Secy. Spelling, State senators Peter "Goofy" Groff and Fitz-Gerald, or (D-Punjab) Gov. Ritter. These dixiecrats have allowed the illegal GOP cash-caows that exists and persists throughout these institutions.

Skaggs (chairman, CCHE) has just joined this "hit parade". He refuses to enforce USDOL/OFCCP laws giving African American disabled Vietnam veterans, their federal 10 point employment with these educational institutions. Fitz-Gerald wants her auditing failures rewarded. She wants to furthe shaft taxpayers by competing for a congressional seat. Denver Deputy USAG Troy Eid should be investigating these activities. Ooops! His boss, USAG Gonzo, steals government jobs too.

Posted by [jjtenant] on June 20, 2007 07:45 AM

New state "ed" bro, should investigate Mayor J-Loop for fraud in DPS. Nobody elected him, but J-Loop took over DPS. He abused federal funds by illegally hiring his crony, Micahel Bennet as DPS superintendent with an entry-level salary of $400K. J-Loop spat another $40K in federal funds to the wind, when he initiated a bogus national search, knowing he had already selected Bennet for the job. Shafted in this deal, was a highly qualified black woman. Kevin Patterson (black JUDAS-DPS board member) allowed this woman to be economically lynched by J-Loop. By day, K-Pat, is J-Loop's flunkie, within J-Loop's human services division.

I hand delivered a letter to K-Pat telling him DPS was refusing to hire black disabled Vietnam veterans in any capacity (federal violation). He squirmed from this heat. K-Pat never answered my correspondence. He told Peter "Goofy" Groff about me and Groff copped a plea, telling me how sweet K-Pat was.

The entire DPS board should be recalled and they should be criminally charged (federal) for a lack of fiscal management, oversight, and stewardship. In the aggregate, K-Pat, Groff, and J-Loop, should be jailed along with Jefferson, Nye, Nacchio, Cunningham, and Abramoff (RAINBOW CELL-BLOCK).

Posted by 40acresandmymule on June 20, 2007 08:07 AM

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