October 1, 2008 10:05 PM
Fall Plague Alert: Cubs fans
Best of the Pests
Some of my favorite people are, unfortunately, Cubs fans. They usually can't help it. They were born that way. I love to poke fun at them in cartoons, but honestly, I don't consider them the most obnoxious sports fans in the world. For instance, I think Charlie Brown was a Cubs fan. Rodney Dangerfield too. They get no respect. But obnoxious is a whole other level. They're the kind of fans who hang around the water cooler, or at the bar, spouting stats and trivia about their teams. Their wardrobe is always color coordinated in their teams colors. That sort of thing.
So, Who has the most Obnoxious Fans in sports?
It's your turn. I want to hear from all of you. Who do you think has the kind of fans that you would never invite over for a bar-b-que? Or the kinds of fans you have actually thought about getting kicked out of your office, your favorite bar, your church or your neighborhood. And tell me why they bother you so much. What makes em so dadgum weird? I wanna know. Just keep it clean. I don't want to have to sic Al Davis on you.