January 11, 2009 11:30 PM
Broncos prefer Cradle Robbing
the New Kid on the Block
I've heard of youth movements but this is getting a little ridiculous. Rumor has it the Broncos tried to get someone even younger than Jay Cutler, but Rick Neuheisel was busy. No truth to the story that the Broncos new head coach has received an endorsement offer from Pampers. Although we understand Gerber's is negotiating.
What does it take to get some Defense?
I've gotta admit, I'm totally stunned by this. Why can't the Broncos bring in a head coach who wants to return to the glory days of the Orange Crush rather than one who only wants to drink it? And with a straw no less. Please, oh, please, I'm begging everyone to comment away on this one. Just consider it therapy without the couch and the $125 an hour you would have to pay for the shrink. Have at it Broncos fans...