Sheryl Crow
No doubt Robert is referring to Sheryl "one sheet of toilet paper" Crow's suggestion that people use only one sheet of toilet paper to wipe their butts and in the case of women, their nookie. Maybe that's why Lance Armstrong dumped her...bad personal hygiene. QTB and Robert Lipton, She was telling a joke, but how typical that Authoritarian Bush Cultists would wink past that fact and turn it into the usual attacks on "Hollywood Elites". Yawn. People like Sheryl Crow and those who take her seriously, calling her a "Hollywood Elite," often confuse being famous with being important. Who cares what Crow does or does not do. Does it really effect your life so much. If so why not just pass a law banning her. Carfeul thar, Mr. Campbell, Them Republicans done got a law already. Call it the "Patriot Act". Ifn they REALLY don't like sumpin - er SUSPECT someone o sumpin they don't like - they can have the Political Police haul em off to Gitmo already. Fer now anyway, there's just bout nuff o' em still able to catch onta a joke; but areadin' long hyar fer some time now, thet might not be true much longer. Careful thar, Mr. Campbell, Them Republicans done got a law already.. Call it the "Patriot Act". And ifn someone says airything they REALLY don't like - or air afeard of - or is SUSPECTED of adoin' sumpin they done got outlawed already, them thar Political Police can come along an haul the "offender" off ta Gitmo now. Jest bout nuff left o' em as can catch onta a joke fer now. But areadin' long hyar fer some time, thet's mebe not agonna last much longer. Sorry fer tha double post. Tha durn mouse still sticks at times, an double cliks. Old Grouch, has anyone ever suggested that you take a humor course? Cuz you could shur use it. "She was telling a joke, but how typical that Authoritarian Bush Cultists would wink past that fact and turn it into the usual attacks on "Hollywood Elites" Why are so many of us on the left afflicted with botched joke syndrom? (KW) Charles B. When she said it she was serious.It was only after a majority of the people rightfully started mocking her that she went into defense mode and claimed she was joking. Nice try though in your personal crusade to provide cover for moonbats everywhere. Men don`t blot, then we have to wash the rug. Women use enough paper that it looks like a small white animal in their hands. Funny. I think Cheryl misunderstands the importance of getting three squares a day. If they want three squares, they can have Rush, Hannity, and Beck. How would you cook those meals Sharon? Charles B: If Crow was telling a joke, then her jokes are as bad as her singing voice, which ironically sounds like a crow. "Tipical liberal elite" This implies a higher level exists for liberals. Typical liberal subhumans would be more accurate. Be nice, you might be about to say something that will offend those who get up everyday with the need to go out and search for something to get offended about. You know the type I mean, I'll give you an example: I was at the pool hall that I shoot for. I went outside to light up my cigarette and was mulling over why my bank shots were slightly off the mark when I heard a voice behind me say " Why don't you go out the back door to smoke, I should not be exposed to your smoke." I turned around to see who it was and didn't recognize her. " Well, said I, it's your choice to be here or you could easily remove yourself somewhere else." She got a rather pained look on her face and said;" I'm the owner of the health food store".I said "You mean the one three doors down the block?; She said. " Yes and we can smell your nasty smoke in the store." I said, " That can't be, but I'll go out the back door rather than argue with you." She said, " Well we've got the back door open as well and that won't do." I said, " Then what do you suggest I do." And this is no joke, this is exactly what she said. " Go inside if you want to smoke, that will keep the smoke where it belongs." Out of the mouths of the antis comes the answer, go figure. Gotta love those hairy legged Earth Muffins Allen. Ah yes, Charles Butthead, spewing more of his liberal crap. GET REAL, "When she said it she was serious." Here's the full quote that she posted on her blog: "I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement [sic] I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."" If you guys want to pretend that's not a joke then so be it. I read it as a joke, she says it's a joke, but knock yourselves out if it makes you happy. I like her music and think "potty humor" is hilarious. No need to turn this into a conservative witch hunt. We got bigger witches to hunt. How about that Hillary? Now there's a political issue to get worked up over. I really think she's gonna take ol slick willie back to the White House. She might just get my conservative vote just so I can witness Bill's White House antics again. I lived about 30 minutes from them the 8 years Bill was President. What a hoot! Late night TV hasn't been the same since! Thanks for posting the full quote CB. It's definately sounds like a joke to me just like Get Real. Poor Allen Campbell.... Well at least someone is finally giving Tom Tancredo some competition for title of men who only know one note and play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You beat the horse to death, Allen. Get off it's back and stop riding it already. Only place I done heerd 'bout it war on Jay Leno. Done give him 'bout a week er so o' short takes fer his monologue, too. Don't see as how nobody else kin take it all thet thar serious neether. Done heerd worse, and done heerd better too, out ta thet thar old comedy club what war on Hampden Avenue, jest afore it gets inta abein' Havana Street, fore it closed a whilst back. Lots a fun areadin' all them thet done gone and took it serious tho. More laughs then she got her own self in atellin' it. Hey! Chuck! She's a moron and she was serious. Typical liberal, when she's exposed as an idiot, suddenly it was a joke. Actually, she IS a joke. And Grouch! Try something other than the Air America site. Keith, They delete yours because you use foul language and most of the time the weird gobbledygook you produce isn't recognizable as English. Are you really George Bush posing as "keith"? Keith, They didn't delete your post. I think you just forgot to type it. I like Keith, I think he is sweet. clyde, Whar air thet site yore on about? Jay Leno comes on Channel 9 hyar in metro-Denver. Thet air NBC last I saw on it. An THAT idee o hern war intended ta be serious? Cause she's a "liberal"? Shore do wonder what that's asayin 'bout tha "conservative" what done come up with that one. An even bigger joke, shore nuff. "Poor Allen Campbell.... Well at least someone is finally giving Tom Tancredo some competition for title of men who only know one note and play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You beat the horse to death, Allen. Get off it's back and stop riding it already. " If some dumbass socialist law was making me lose profits because of a bunch of whiny pansies, I'd be vocal about it too. Keith, The Rocky has software set up - if a post is really stupid, has no grammatical merit and makes no sense it is automatically deleted. That's why yours keep disappearing. Keith Where are you from? Another planet? red - do you want to meet at that Republican S&M club over on Broadway? I'll put pancake makeup over my goat-beard As a real turn-on for you I'll try look like Dale Earnhardt in a red dress Quick! Beam me up, Scotty! Now I KNOW there's no intelligent life on this planet! those 3 posts were in response to keith asking the "mediator" (guess there's no longer a moderator) what color dress he/she was wearing tonight. The rocky is censoring Keith's posts again - he's gonna be mad! Lawsuit is coming!
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