Joe Nacchio
I miss the smile. You know, the big, cheery, arrogant, catch-me-if-you-can smirk Joe Nacchio (and his wife) always put on for the media when going to-and-from the courthouse during his trail?
The half-page photo of Nacchio in the Rocky Wall Street West (7/28) was just missing oh, I dunno, that certain something. I guess learning that you’re going to be spending the next six years locked up, even in a federal minimum-security country club (will the cons in the laundry room there be able to get Joe’s tennis whites —really— white?) sorta takes the starch outta your shorts. Penning a check for around $60 million—lopping a whopping what, 3-4% off the top of his ill-gotten fortune (but still plenty left to keep the missus in the style to which she has grown accustomed while you’re away, Joe!)—has probably added another frown line to Joe’s face, too. I bet he’d already earmarked that folding cash for a(nother) yacht.
Well, at least Joe has one thing to smile about: in a minimum-security pen, he won’t have to worry about putting smiles on the faces of any hardened, violent criminals in the showers.
Too bad.
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it is ashame that joe wont be someones 'buddy' in jail
Posted by on July 31, 2007 03:20 PMLet's chip in and get him a gallon of K-Y ... he might need it :)
Posted by Liam on July 31, 2007 06:59 PMMorphing but give me a break; it is within subject matter:
It is quite likely that Nacchio despises Judge Nottingham; however, I love the Judge.
Bankruptcy Judge Sidney Brooks found me in contempt and fined me $1,000. On appeal Judge Nottingham reversed. The all-knowing Brooks violates the rules that govern his own conduct. Find here some hidden scathing remarks about bully Brooks.
Posted by Richard Grimes r22037@yahoo.com, Deicide ffrf.org. Web: http://www.geocities.com/r22037/think.html on August 2, 2007 11:02 AM