Jenna Bush’s book signing
Thank you for the advance alert about the no-no’s for those planning to attend Jenna Bush’s book-promoting-appearance at The Tattered Cover later this month. The list of forbidden things may possibly be missing some items. Recently my daughter was traveling from Boston and was delayed by airport security for a souvenir water globe which airport security confiscated. She was told had it been in a plastic bag (which he declined to provide although they are provided at DIA), she could have kept it. So, those going to see Jenna keep this in mind: leave the water globes at home or keep them in a plastic bag. From all information I have gathered, one can still take a cigarette lighter on a plane so they must be safe at Jenna’s appearance as oppsed to the forbidden knitting needles, fireworks, and umbrellas. It is probably a small inconvenience to sacrifice one’s own safety and comfort by leaving at home one’s water bottle and sharpened pencil and pens; mail your letters and packages before going and remove those sticks and poles from your pockets or purse.
Complete all hygiene and makeup procedures and leave hairspray and prescription containers at home. Waiting in line to see a celebrity can take a long time, so be sure to take your pain reliever before going. I think I will stay home.
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I wanted to ask her if she knew her dad was an a$$hole
Posted by on November 9, 2007 02:07 PMI think she knows. That's why she's always drunk.
Posted by YeeHaw on November 9, 2007 02:28 PMI think she knows. That's why she's always drunk.
Posted by YeeHaw on November 9, 2007 02:29 PMshows how much all of you idiots know. no lighters are allowed on planes period. you can have two books of matches.
it is a shame that the all loving progressives like yeehaw can not respect a persons child. remember how the clintons demanded that the press stay away from chelsea? that was the right thing to do and no matter what type of asses her parents are she doesnt need the press or moroms like yeehaw making comments about her nor does Jenna. but then again the liberals have no morals or compassion towards anyone or thing.
Posted by on November 9, 2007 03:41 PMIf I had the Chance , I'd like to see Jenna for a private meeting. Can she cook breakfast ?
Posted by Bill Clinton on November 9, 2007 03:43 PMI would snort a line off her tits and later I wouldnt "pull out" just to show I m a republican!
Hey 3:41, if she's a child, why is she getting drunk? I don't remember Chelsea getting hammered and arrested. And Jenna's dad has no morals or compassion toward anyone or anything. Why do you think it's so easy for him to send other people's children off to die?
She's on a book tour now. Fair game.
Posted by YeeHaw on November 9, 2007 04:15 PMTJ
In your dreams you scumbag. So your daddy must have been a Repulican or you obviously wouldn't be here writing your trashy garbage.
Post 4:17
You maybe right and he and Bush Jr. are brothers which would make him an incest pervert also!
Posted by Not TJ on November 9, 2007 04:21 PMJenna Bush IS Hannah Montana.
Posted by Hans Christian Brando on November 9, 2007 07:10 PMAt least she has an honest father,she is smart and pretty,unlike that ugly dumb clinton girl who looks like Vincent Foster,you know that guy the clinton's had murdered because he could of put the two most corrupted, incompetent politicials away for life in jail.
Posted by Keith on November 9, 2007 07:40 PMHonest Father? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by on November 9, 2007 08:59 PMKeith should try getting the facts that he always claim to have from some place other than Faux News or from Rush Limbaugh's show. Keith is definitely a card-carrying dittohead.
Posted by Keith and Hank sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G on November 9, 2007 11:50 PMSigning books at the Tattered Cover? Shouldn't she be on the ground in Iraq as an infantry private?
Posted by Doug Newman on November 10, 2007 12:10 PMFor those who fell that is ok to go after Jenna Bush why what did she do to you? What you do not like her father fine go after him for what he has done or not done not someone who had nothing to do with what he says or does. How would any of you fell if something happened to a family member by something you said or did and they were injured because of YOU not them.
Posted by brad on November 10, 2007 05:18 PMDoug,
“Shouldn't she be on the ground in Iraq as an infantry private?”
If she signed up, she should be.
Dear President Bush
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over. Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flagpole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Posted by Do Something!! on November 11, 2007 12:17 PMI remember well how much respect Rush had for Chelsea Clinton, he called her a dog complete with picture on his VERY short-lived TV show.
I would like to remind everyone that Ted Bundy traveled the country killing women between engagements as a Republican campaign worker.
And Dick Cheney shoots friends for sport.
So much for "Compasionate Conservatives"
Apparently Jenna is signing copies of "My Pet Goat" as well.
Posted by drew on November 12, 2007 09:57 AMFor an extra fee she'll also read "My Pet Goat" aloud & then sit there frozen & speechless for 7 minutes. I don't think she'll have to flee to a bunker in the Midwest afterwards, though.
Posted by drew on November 12, 2007 10:01 AM3:41,
A little sensitive ??? Offended ?? LOL,LOL,
In an interview she said she was SERVING her country by been a teacher. A teacher. ?
If prince Charls son's can join the military,
why can"t they? Lead by example.
Not only Americas sons and daughter!
Keith is a funny f*** with his acquisition of facts; still, he should not use his facts to libel the posters. It is his libeling that should oust him from this forum. G**d**** I've grown to despise that libeling miscreant.
Posted by JVB on November 12, 2007 01:32 PMI wish Jenna Bush was about 10 years younger then I'd want a piece of that young stuff. She's too old for me now, once they get past 14 or so they realze what an asshole I am.
Posted by Keith on November 13, 2007 03:04 PMHow ironic. Jenna Bush is writting books and her father never read one (sorry George, just looking at the pictures doesn't count.)
Posted by on November 13, 2007 03:13 PMYou are so familiar with just looking at the pictures that must be how read.
Posted by brad on November 13, 2007 05:45 PM