December 19, 2006 10:25 AM
Miss USA: Saved by the rehab bell
In a world rent asunder by torment and divisiveness, it is reassuring to note when justice is served. To wit, Miss USA, Tara Conner, will keep her crown.
And, as goes the way of so much celebrity flesh, she'll be entering rehab. She turned 21 yesterday.
"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," pageant owner Donald Trump said at a press conference. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy."Conner won the title in April and has been living in New York. Recent media accounts of heavy drinking brought a storm of criticism, since she was underage at the time.
December 19, 2006
10:51 AM
gr8fuldude writes:
I think what we should do is keep the girl, and send Donald Rump to rehab...permanently.
December 19, 2006
11:05 AM
Anonymous writes:
Underage drinking is a crime. Nice to see that Miss USA represents America and its traditions of ignoring laws you don't like and Kudos to the Rumpster for supporting her.
December 19, 2006
11:27 AM
britney writes:
I think she needs to hook up with me and my new best friend. We will show her how to have fun even show her what comando means
December 19, 2006
11:43 AM
Anonymous writes:
"Underage drinking is a crime"
god, I just love hypocrits ... you did it, so leave
her alone ....
geebus ... some people's kids
December 19, 2006
12:21 PM
Marvin The Martian for President writes:
I couldn't care less about this nonsense if I lived on freakin Pluto. Why is this supposed to reassure anyone?
December 19, 2006
12:31 PM
Anonymous writes:
She could never replace Shandy, the perfect Miss USA.
December 19, 2006
1:48 PM
Want Some writes:
So, a teenager represents Americas idea of a woman??
I got an idea, how about having a WOMAN represent America. Not a Teenager.
Minimum age should be 21. Then she can drink and smoke, and have sex with Donnie if she desires to do so. I'm sure Donnie is compiling a list, and checking it twice.
"Poor me, straight off the farm and thrown into the spotlight."
Disproves the whole concept of a 'woman' (versus a girl) representing 300 million Americans.
BTW, who watches that crap anymore anyway? And, who cares??
December 19, 2006
4:18 PM
Anonymous writes:
Is Mark on vacation or something?
December 20, 2006
8:37 AM
Anonymous writes:
Donald Chump just lost all credibility with me. Not that he had much to begin with but this takes the cake. So a woman that displays skanky behavior is Miss America. The prefect role model to young women.
The quality of women in general in the USA has hit a real low point.. It looks like these guys were right all along: www.americanwomensuck.com
December 20, 2006
10:02 AM
Anonymous writes:
8:37 - I have to agree, which is why I only go out with Asian women.
December 21, 2006
12:02 PM
Tree F. Hugger writes:
8dude-Arnie
Wow, Ms. Kentucky could give Paris a run for the finish line. Talk about flipping a coin. Heads or tails, it just doesn't matter. Send her over to the Fort for Rehab. I'm state certified.
December 21, 2006
2:01 PM
Doh writes:
She is a perfect representative of our youth today. Why are we all so surprised?