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May 29, 2008 12:59 PM

Obama's health records skirt major discrepancy

The report on Sen. Barack Obama's health records inexplicably contains a curious omission: no mention of the Democratic front-runner's inability to bowl at even a rudimentary level.

Despite being in excellent cardio-vascular health, having laudable cholesterol and blood-pressure readings and being an avid basketball player, the Illinois Senator is a documented lousy bowler.

Any medical reason for this surprising disparity goes unmentioned in the public disclosure by Obama's longtime doctor.

Conspiracy?

Discussion

  • May 29, 2008

    1:27 PM

    SASQUATCH writes:

    Did BO's health records make any mention of his extraordinarily huge ears?

  • May 29, 2008

    1:50 PM

    KW writes:

    I'm surprised they didn't find anything resembling some sort of pre dementia or something.

    A man as "young and talented" as Obama shouldn't be out gaffing a 70yr old codger like McCain. At least not this early in the race.

  • May 29, 2008

    2:42 PM

    Shaggy writes:

    Is this long time Doctor of Obamas a racist bastard like his preacher?
    Did they reveal if they found any Russian blood in him?

  • May 29, 2008

    3:11 PM

    Harry 2.0 writes:

    I wonder since Osama Hussien can say "typical white person" if that means we can start saying "typical black person"? Probably not according to the lefts double standard on racism and stereo typing

  • May 29, 2008

    3:32 PM

    Shaggy writes:

    Harry,

    We:
    Can't talk about how Liberal he is,
    Can't talk about his ears,
    Can't talk about how he looks like George the monkey,
    Can't talk about his middle name,
    Can't talk about his ties to terrorists,
    Can't talk about his racial spiritual adviser,
    Can't talk about his reluctance to wear a flag pin,
    Can't talk about his patriotism,
    Can't talk about him throwing Grandma under the bus,
    Can't talk about him appeasing terrorists,
    Can't talk about him being a mix breed,
    Can't talk about his Liberal voting record,
    Can't talk about his elitism,
    Can't talk about his lack of experience,
    Can't talk about his wife.
    Now we can't talk about his Uncle in the cellar.

  • May 29, 2008

    9:11 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Bowl? Bowl? Bet you meant BOWEL!

  • May 30, 2008

    6:33 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    6:34 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    6:34 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    6:34 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    6:34 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    6:34 AM

    FLASHGORDON writes:

    DO MUSLIMS BOWL??
    DO MUSLIMS LIKE WHITE GUYS ???
    DO MUSLIMS DO??????????????? YOU PUT IN

  • May 30, 2008

    7:26 AM

    Harry 2.0 writes:

    I do love the irony that Obama has more Gaffes then Bush could ever give us. OBama and his 57 states, with only one more left to visit! His uncle who help liberate Aushwitz. This guy is a clown, its no wonder the youth vote in his corner, they are all moronic know nothings just like Obama! Sadly AM 760's stupidity is a testament to just how doomed we are. With 90% of the youth being as stupid as he is there wont be anyone left that can perform basic math functions, we will be a nation of gas pump jockeys and janitors.

  • May 30, 2008

    3:51 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Here another one of Obamas Preachers preaching hate at Obamas Church.
    Notice how the congregation applauds.

    20 years of this crap and Obama still denies he ever heard it.
    This church reeks of racism and anyone willing to vote for this pig is an idiot.
    Can anyone imagine a white church preaching this crap?
    Why anyone would vote for this lying racial bastard is beyond belief.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H11x6bMu4Y

  • June 1, 2008

    12:42 PM

    Chris writes:

    Obama is the Trojan Horse candidate. The evidence is stacking up that he is a closet racist - a long time member of a black racist church who only for political expediency grudgingly denounces that racism and resigns from the church. Why he stayed there over 20 years before politics forced him to acquiesce is the real issue.

    It is curious that the racist church does not offer up video sermons of the "good that they do for the community". Most likely because just about every sermon will expose the racist nature of the pastors message and the jubilant celebration of the racist congregants.

    This is a major issue that will not go away should Obama get the nomination. It can only get worse for him.

  • June 1, 2008

    12:44 PM

    Chris writes:

    Obama is the Trojan Horse candidate. The evidence is stacking up that he is a closet racist - a long time member of a black racist church who only for political expediency grudgingly denounces that racism and resigns from the church. Why he stayed there over 20 years before politics forced him to acquiesce is the real issue.

    It is curious that the racist church does not offer up video sermons of the "good that they do for the community". Most likely because just about every sermon will expose the racist nature of the pastors message and the jubilant celebration of the racist congregants.

    This is a major issue that will not go away should Obama get the nomination. It can only get worse for him.

  • June 2, 2008

    2:55 PM

    history buff writes:

    I bet he doesn't like white Russians either.

  • June 2, 2008

    8:32 PM

    Chris writes:

    Obama has proven to be the Trojan Horse candidate. While the evidence has piled up indicating his and his wife's racist viewpoints, the 64k$ question the liberal press is reluctant to ask is "Do you believe in and ascribe to the black liberation theology?"

    Those are some hefty chickens coming home to roost now that America has gotten a convincing dose of what goes on regularly in his former church by his closest spiritual advisors and family friends.

  • June 3, 2008

    9:53 AM

    history buff writes:

    You said it, Chris. If Obama was a true patriot, he would open the government trough to his friends like Bush / Cheney have done. Why go into politics if you can't reward your friends with no-bid government contracts? Stealing from the taxpayers is far more patriotic than being in the range of an angry black man speaking his mind.

  • June 3, 2008

    4:28 PM

    Arnie L. (jr) writes:

    I agree with you chris. America is being sold snake oil. Barack O's past cannot be outrun and sooner or later he will have to fess up to lying to us about his true feelings. He is neither an agent of change nor a uniter.

    Would you agree that:
    Affirmative Action is a euphemism for racial preferences just like Black Liberation Theology is a fancy way of describing black racism?

  • June 3, 2008

    4:40 PM

    HB=histrionic buffoon writes:

    Obama steered several hundred thousand dollars of taxpayer money to his good pal Rev Reverse Oreo several years ago. The good Rev. is paying this favor back by breaking IRS codes to politik from the alter.

    Some History Buff you are not.
    lol

  • June 3, 2008

    11:28 PM

    SASQUATCH writes:

    Chris, HB,Anonymous, Harry, Flash Gordan, & History Buff:
    From all of your intelligent comments, I and many of my friends can tell that you are just what a proctologist is looking for! Take care!

  • June 4, 2008

    5:03 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Another major gaffe by the reliably hyper-partisan Jay, I mean History Buff.

    Always sticking those fishy feet into his gaping maw.

    Good retort HB=Histrionic Buffoon. HB continues to read from the far left manual of snappy talking points.

  • July 12, 2008

    9:24 PM

    Hogar De Vuelta (العودة) Will the real Obama just concede and move back to Hawaii writes:

    I don't undestand what all the fuss is about. This is a higly articulate, highly experienced, bona fide savior of nations.

    143 Days of Experience
    by Cheri Jacobus
    May 5, 2008
    Just how much United States Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days?
    Not much.
    From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United States Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.
    After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Ronald Reagan.
    143 days -- I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.
    In contrast, John McCain's 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi now seem more impressive than ever.

  • November 1, 2008

    12:55 AM

    Pete writes:

    "Mixed breed?" What rock did you crawl our under? You're all racist idiots!

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