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May 16, 2008 9:52 AM

Why is this man laughing?


Yeah, my buddies in Texas are cleaning up on this oil thing too.


  • May 16, 2008

    11:08 AM

    SASQUATCH writes:


    W knows that the heavily regulated oil companies can't explore, drill, refine, pipe and deliver here in the USA and he also knows that Abdullah would say no again. Both guys understand supply and demand.

    I'm long oil too...I understand supply and demand...and I'm laughing too.

    Those bodacious Big Oil dividends make filling 'er up at the pump totally painless.

  • May 16, 2008

    11:28 AM

    just sayin' writes:

    yea 17 of the 19 hijackers came from Saudi Arabia but it gave us a good excuse to proceed with our wrong/headed plan to invade Iraq.

  • May 16, 2008

    4:15 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Just because I'm their president they assume I don't work for you.

  • May 16, 2008

    4:19 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Death to America! Yes, death to America!

  • May 16, 2008

    4:44 PM

    Tree writes:

    Oh yeah that night, just when you thought it was over, Rove made that call to my cousin at Faux Noise and low and behold, it was You Call It night.

    I was buying Haliburton before Pat Tillman knew what he was signing.

    Alabama National Guard? Oh yeah, we would use the jets and fly to Texas and play golf.

    No I can't ride a camel, can you hit a golf ball?

    Don't tell Barb, but only one wife is such a drag.

  • May 16, 2008

    5:05 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    they call it an oil crisis but we're both making out like bandits.What crisis?

  • May 17, 2008

    12:50 AM

    Anonymous writes:

    (laughing nervously)

    any chance I can hide here next year?

  • May 17, 2008

    11:30 AM

    apologies to Orwell writes:

    Yep--all animals are created equal, but us animals are more equal than others!

  • May 17, 2008

    2:47 PM

    h writes:

    these are shit captions. this is supposed to be a competition, douchebags.

  • May 17, 2008

    3:22 PM

    SASQUATCH writes:

    "YEAH I GOT MINE TOO...700 million barrels stashed in the strategic petrol reserve and Cheney secretly arranged for Halliburton to reverse-pump it all right under my Texas ranch!

    Sure beats a gold Rolex after 8 years!"


  • May 17, 2008

    7:56 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    look at his body language. Hands are clentched
    together , stiff posture. This is a nervous laugh

    Look at the terrorist on the right. Relaxed and knows he has Bush by his nuts. Hes telling Bush no more oil. F/U. And Bush is sitting there saying
    Ok ha ha ha thats pretty funny ha ha ha.

    Then the terrorist on the right tells Bush get the hell out of here and Bush says ok ha ha ha
    sure thing ha ha ha first plane out ok ha ha ha.

    Saudis are our friends. I don't think so.

  • May 19, 2008

    12:30 PM

    Holier Than Thou writes:

    King Abdullah kills Bush with his long repertoire of American jokes. Here's one:

    An American couple could no longer afford to buy gas for their SUV, so they went shopping for a horse. The clever Arabian horse dealer told them he had no more horses for sale. Rather than leave them bereft of a ride, he brought out a flea-infested camel for them and told them it was a great deal. He said that the camel could go for many miles without water, only required a little bit of flea powder, and would stop at red lights and go when they turned green. It only cost $999 American dollars.

    The couple bought the camel. After two hours they returned without the camel and demanded their money back. The Arabian dealer said, "I cannot return your money unless you return the camel! What happened to him?"

    "We were riding him home and stopped at a red light. Some guy pulled up in a little car and laughed at us yelling, 'Hey, check out the two assholes on that camel!'"

    "When we got off to look, the light turned green and the camel ran away."

  • May 19, 2008

    1:57 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Great Joke Htt

    But Bush is laughing politely and not getting the joke.

    the guy in middle is busy trying to explain it to him.

  • May 19, 2008

    2:00 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    25% of my country still supports me if you can believe that, and the same 25% still think sadam had WMD's, hahaha

  • May 19, 2008

    5:11 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    After the King told that camel joke

    Bush said thats very funny ho ho ho

    now can Laura and I get our camel back?

  • May 19, 2008

    9:25 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    No extradition treaty! Sweet! They still think I work for them! Heck they thought I ever worked for them!

  • May 20, 2008

    2:09 PM

    George Clower writes:

    Oh, boy!!!
    My cut just went up!!

  • May 20, 2008

    5:58 PM

    Brian in Evans writes:

    "Remember when all those Saudis got on planes on September 11th and destroyed 2 U.S. skyscrapers..... and we invaded IRAQ! INSTEAD because you and I are in bed together and have been for decades, since my daddy George Bush Sr. set up oil deals for our families??? Ohhh, these CRAZY times we have!"

  • May 22, 2008

    4:03 AM

    Anonymous writes:

    I have the worst job approval rating in history and destroyed the Gop all by myself

  • May 22, 2008

    11:42 AM

    jacqueline jenkins writes:

    Oh it's ok He doesn't understand a damn thing that we are saying anyway......His interuptor went to the bathroom.

  • May 23, 2008

    1:14 PM

    dradill writes:

    So, we'll be closing the purchase of all U.S. territory in January 2009. Don't worry, we'll still let you lease your ranch down in Crawford.

  • May 27, 2008

    2:00 PM

    me2 writes:

    They thought I was going to ASK you!

  • May 30, 2008

    6:09 AM

    Dirty Sanchez writes:

    He was just told that the Arab's believe that a barrel of oil is worth 30 bucks and the speculators are playing a game to get rich. Wait until the "futures" market falls.

  • May 30, 2008

    12:22 PM

    666 writes:

    He's not laughing, he's trying to squeeze out some intelligent conversation. Luckily, he had burritos for lunch.

  • May 31, 2008

    9:42 AM

    DeMateo writes:

    Bush: OMFG, I thought you were the table lamp!
    Arab: do you realise i'd be God if I killed you right now

  • June 3, 2008

    7:47 AM

    Essbyell writes:

    Bush: You tellin' me that you are into anal too. It's great. I been fuckin' my people up the ass for years, man.
    A-rab: I think we do amyl nitrate now . . .
    Translator Flunky: Night rate?

  • June 3, 2008

    12:50 PM

    fyi098 writes:

    I gave the American citizens a stimulus check before I got out of office ! I hope they don't spend it all in one place! LOL! LOL!

  • June 3, 2008

    8:32 PM

    gary writes:

    HA HA HA...the stupid democrats think all you have to do is talk to terrorists.

    Plus they do not want to drill for oil or build any new refineries in the USA.

    HA HA HA....what a dumb bunch..

    Then they cry about $4 a gallon gasoline while they drink their $5 cup of Starbucks.

    HA HA HA

  • June 10, 2008

    10:07 AM

    meme writes:

    Thanks for letting me know it's a traditional costume--I didn't know how to break it to the guy that I'm already married!

  • June 12, 2008

    2:45 PM

    Dr. Struins writes:

    "So...how do you start a flood?"

  • June 13, 2008

    10:15 AM

    Bushux writes:

    He's not laughing ... he's postioning himself to yet again orally compensate the sheik for some more crude oil.

  • June 17, 2008

    1:56 PM

    Dirty Sanchez writes:

    Hey, Mister President, made any money with oil futures?

  • June 26, 2008

    9:13 AM

    Roni Bell writes:

    Isn't Al's costume sheik!

  • June 26, 2008

    9:49 AM

    Ariesangel writes:

    $4 a gallon? They fall for it everytime! Do you remember in the 80's when the were lined up at the stations for gas? Those silly Americans!

  • June 28, 2008

    2:58 PM

    artstarzz writes:

    I love your dress . Does it come in blue ?

  • June 28, 2008

    3:01 PM

    artstarzz writes:

    Your kidding they were Saudis . I thought they were from Iraq . My Bad . Sorry Saddam

  • June 28, 2008

    3:10 PM

    artstarzz writes:

    Gas prices , let them ride horses

  • July 3, 2008

    5:27 PM

    Eric writes:

    Man on right: I like peanuts
    Bush: I like peanuts too!
    Both of them: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    man in the back: grhrhrhrhrhr

  • July 3, 2008

    6:31 PM

    Huskie writes:

    Hey, did you hear about the Arab that ran into the airplane propeller?

    No, what happened.

    Well, the Shiite hit the fan~

  • July 5, 2008

    9:30 AM

    brightonb writes:

    200.00/barrel.....no problem, 100.00 for you,100.00 for me and my buddies.

  • July 15, 2008

    5:26 PM

    FreetoChoose writes:

    Only $16 million for the naming rights to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Ha, ha, ha... he has to start with at least $6 million! (and I'll take not a penny less than $8 million)

  • July 16, 2008

    11:28 AM

    Not a Fool writes:

    U.S. President George W. Bush and Sheik Abdu Ali A Boo Boo share a laugh at the palace in Saudi Arabia, while discussing the current oil crisis. Bush reacts with nervous laughter as Sheik A Boo Boo confesses that "he's not wearing anything under his robe".

  • July 21, 2008

    2:02 PM

    David Williams writes:

    Say...What is the thread count on those sheets you are wearing and do they come with a matching comforter?

  • July 21, 2008

    2:48 PM

    kodijack writes:

    The Sheik plays peak-a-boo with the President, Mr. Bush's favorite game.

  • July 29, 2008

    1:31 PM

    vudumom writes:

    Yo' Momma is so ugly......

  • August 1, 2008

    11:37 AM

    YBNORML writes:

    Death to America! Yes, death to America! Allah Akbar!

  • August 5, 2008

    8:15 AM

    ML writes:

    So this Arab and this Israeli walk into a bar, see, ...

  • August 5, 2008

    2:42 PM

    Phredd writes:

    Obama thinks that inflating your tires will solve the energy problem...


  • August 6, 2008

    3:07 PM

    Art writes:

    An' all this time, y'all really thought I wuz the one runnin' thangs in Warshingtun!

  • August 14, 2008

    3:29 AM

    Philip writes:

    Bush "We're gonna invade America next, my friend here tells me its got Oil"
    Middle Guy "Sir,thats us, the US"
    Bush "Hell yeah, Us, and my friend here can have the first export licence"

  • August 15, 2008

    4:21 PM

    Jimmy Schiel writes:

    Why is there no shot of the JURY(?) and no JUDGE to block the view?

  • August 15, 2008

    5:54 PM

    ted lovell writes:

    Two Oilmen laughing all the way to the bank

  • August 18, 2008

    11:49 AM

    OMG Obama! Really? writes:

    Bush" And then they go and nominate Obama as their presidential canidate. Obama! Only the Dems counld find a way to lose this election after my 8 years."

  • August 21, 2008

    6:36 PM

    OPETH72 writes:

    You're right, I is an complete idiot.......now cut me another line Towelie!

  • August 27, 2008

    8:26 AM

    Rich writes:

    "Three more kids got blown to bits in Iraq today, but boy is my Halliburton stock doing good."

  • August 28, 2008

    4:26 PM

    faye writes:

    4get the discussion shit ain't funny

  • August 30, 2008

    2:40 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    I told you!

  • August 30, 2008

    11:15 PM

    Brienna writes:

    "haha, look at that man's funny clothes"

  • September 4, 2008

    1:20 AM

    Bert writes:

    So, how do you like the new limo, your Majesty?

  • September 7, 2008

    7:08 AM

    Marianne writes:

    When does the harem come out?

  • September 10, 2008

    3:21 AM

    carrie writes:

    Your cutting production, thaill keep prices up, you know I am an oll man thaill
    Keep my bottomlinnne up. I agona get you some booots

  • September 10, 2008

    3:22 AM

    carrie writes:

    Your cutting production, thaill keep prices up, you know I am an oll man thaill
    Keep my bottomlinnne up. I agona get you some booots

  • September 12, 2008

    8:56 AM

    Focus-on-Fuel writes:

    "You're going to put American women in Burkas and forbid them from leaving their houses without a male relative unless I pay you how much for your oil???!"

  • September 12, 2008

    9:04 AM

    Focus-on-Fuel writes:

    Mark Wolf - WOW. You and the liberal left are ripping this country apart and you don't even get it. You are so desperate to get into power that you mock a situation you think you know something about. "Why is this man Laughing?" You won't be laughing when this country has no fuel = no food. You are arrogant, ignorant, and incendiary. If you were in Saudi Arabia and posted that comic you would be killed. Maybe you should go over there and see how great of a country it is. I hear its wonderful for women - they aren't even allowed to drive. That is so great!

  • September 12, 2008

    3:03 PM

    Judith writes:

    Come on, ya' big Lugs, gimme a hug!

  • September 15, 2008

    4:12 PM

    PArtyseven writes:

    Lets build a bomb!!!

  • September 25, 2008

    12:19 PM

    Junebug writes:

    Yup, I scared the hell of them last night!

  • September 25, 2008

    4:53 PM

    Fanny May :) writes:

    Bush: There is a slight chance of an inexperience idiot getting in office this year and you will have the opportunity to get in the “Land of Opportunity”!

  • September 27, 2008

    10:56 AM

    Froward69 writes:

    "The guy with the scarf on his head said a big word"

  • September 28, 2008

    10:28 PM

    david rades writes:

    and then we have plastic caskets for all of them for transporting to the ovens. the caskets can be seen on youtube and nobody even cares,
    right out in the open,what idiots!

  • September 30, 2008

    1:56 AM

    jason smith writes:

    Mr. President, the Sheikh would like to invest in our financial markets

  • October 2, 2008

    9:58 PM

    Marv writes:

    Yeah..Yeah...and then..ha ha ha...we'll tell them the economy needs bailed out...we'll screw them ..ha ha ...again. And they think I'm the dumb one....

  • October 8, 2008

    12:44 PM

    Susan writes:

    Oh, my, a whoopee cushion, yeah, that's funny....that's great....

  • October 9, 2008

    8:58 AM

    Evelyn writes:

    Yeah the idiots voted me in for another 4 years!

  • October 9, 2008

    9:00 AM

    Evelyn writes:

    Yeah the idiots voted me in for another 4 years!

  • October 9, 2008

    10:01 AM

    666 writes:

    I say, I could jolly well wish for the degree of religious persecution that you chaps down here have. Rah-ther! Ha ha ha! Well, then...shall we get to the bit where I bow down and beg you for more secret kickbacks?

  • October 13, 2008

    4:47 PM

    DeNirio writes:

    What a maroon.....he doesn't even know that you can't wear white after labor day!!!

  • October 13, 2008

    4:48 PM

    D. Z. writes:

    what a maroon...he doesn't know that you can't wear white after labor day!!!

  • October 29, 2008

    2:37 PM

    Cel writes:

    Of course I'm happy to see you, that's why my hands are folded here, looky...

  • October 29, 2008

    2:39 PM

    Cel writes:

    Of course I'm happy to see you, that's why my hands are folded here, looky...

  • November 1, 2008

    11:13 PM

    Jon writes:

    Bush: "Ha ha ha! He thinks that noise he just made was a language!"

  • November 4, 2008

    10:58 AM

    debra writes:

    We sure got those americans didn't we. We got us farmer's paid and the price of milk for all thoses babies is really good. No kid left behind! who gives a shit if they are taken care of!
    We are sure to get to travel for the last time in Airforce one. Didn't cost me a dime. Someone finally used that airplane this time! I will love having free gasoline.

    To hell with those people I was supposed to represent I have my money and I am set for life.

  • November 5, 2008

    2:19 AM

    Yusuf Ibarhim writes:

    mhhh.! World leading petroleum countries what we have on ground as a mineral resources is not our plan, we met it there and we must leave it there, why are we not going to think ahead how to build our nations before our time exit. it is an agreement that we cannot change, therefore, the date of our death, and we dont know the date and the time, it may be today, tomorrownow, now, nobody knows let think ahead how to build the young generation. fuel is there we may finished it all or we may not, the one we have let utilize it before our time, or something different may come to replace the one we have now.

    Yusuf Ibrahim

  • November 5, 2008

    2:31 AM

    Yusuf Ibarhim writes:

    mhhh! i pitty our todays leaders all over the world, they have nothing in mind but source of income lying to build the nation but in process building their selves and their children only. petroleum, gold, silver etc is a natural gifted no one can explain the effort made in getting it, the one we have access to let utilize it and work to our nation the one we have no access forget about it, it main for another set of leaders not every thing someone know but a little among. let use our present opportunities to do good, GOD will gudge you best on what you did. we cannot be permanent we may leave tomorrow, today or now let us get ready for the death.

    Yusuf Ibrahim

  • November 11, 2008

    4:30 AM

    LOUIE writes:

    See? I told you he wasn't a virgin, no stains on the sheets!

  • November 12, 2008

    10:30 AM

    Judesamm writes:

    "ha ha ha. I'm telling you it's a great book, 'My Pet Goat'. I'll lend you my copy"

  • November 14, 2008

    7:20 AM

    Lerone writes:

    I am you in a suit!

  • November 14, 2008

    9:06 AM

    Kymdogg writes:

    Yeah....$700 Billion!!!! he he he he he he he he he he he he

  • November 22, 2008

    8:47 PM

    Anonymous writes:

    Didn't someone recently say " gas prices didn't go up fast enough" ? It was our new leader, he will be laughing too!

  • November 28, 2008

    8:28 AM

    george Hayduke writes:

    In my country the only people wearing white sheets have red necks.

  • December 3, 2008

    8:48 PM

    LS writes:

    There are some good ones here, but Froward @ 10:56 and Hayduke just above really came up with the best cutlines.

  • December 4, 2008

    6:51 PM

    Big Dick Dick Dudley writes:

    they say that arabs have small peckers il show him mine if he shows me his

  • December 6, 2008

    12:14 AM

    sandra writes:

    o boy does he think hes got one over on use ?

  • February 27, 2009

    12:44 AM

    xp writes:

    GW: "Hahahaha, that's a good joke! I am an infidel and Islam is taking over the world and when that happens I will be part of your personal harem...you crack me up Al Saud"

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