May 16, 2008 9:52 AM
Why is this man laughing?
Yeah, my buddies in Texas are cleaning up on this oil thing too.
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May 16, 2008
11:08 AM
SASQUATCH writes:
W IS LONG OIL!
W knows that the heavily regulated oil companies can't explore, drill, refine, pipe and deliver here in the USA and he also knows that Abdullah would say no again. Both guys understand supply and demand.
I'm long oil too...I understand supply and demand...and I'm laughing too.
Those bodacious Big Oil dividends make filling 'er up at the pump totally painless.
May 16, 2008
11:28 AM
just sayin' writes:
yea 17 of the 19 hijackers came from Saudi Arabia but it gave us a good excuse to proceed with our wrong/headed plan to invade Iraq.
May 16, 2008
4:15 PM
Anonymous writes:
Just because I'm their president they assume I don't work for you.
May 16, 2008
4:19 PM
Anonymous writes:
Death to America! Yes, death to America!
May 16, 2008
4:44 PM
Tree writes:
Oh yeah that night, just when you thought it was over, Rove made that call to my cousin at Faux Noise and low and behold, it was You Call It night.
I was buying Haliburton before Pat Tillman knew what he was signing.
Alabama National Guard? Oh yeah, we would use the jets and fly to Texas and play golf.
No I can't ride a camel, can you hit a golf ball?
Don't tell Barb, but only one wife is such a drag.
May 16, 2008
5:05 PM
Anonymous writes:
they call it an oil crisis but we're both making out like bandits.What crisis?
May 17, 2008
12:50 AM
Anonymous writes:
(laughing nervously)
any chance I can hide here next year?
May 17, 2008
11:30 AM
apologies to Orwell writes:
Yep--all animals are created equal, but us animals are more equal than others!
May 17, 2008
2:47 PM
h writes:
these are shit captions. this is supposed to be a competition, douchebags.
May 17, 2008
3:22 PM
SASQUATCH writes:
"YEAH I GOT MINE TOO...700 million barrels stashed in the strategic petrol reserve and Cheney secretly arranged for Halliburton to reverse-pump it all right under my Texas ranch!
Sure beats a gold Rolex after 8 years!"
Smirk...smirk!
May 17, 2008
7:56 PM
Anonymous writes:
look at his body language. Hands are clentched
together , stiff posture. This is a nervous laugh
Look at the terrorist on the right. Relaxed and knows he has Bush by his nuts. Hes telling Bush no more oil. F/U. And Bush is sitting there saying
Ok ha ha ha thats pretty funny ha ha ha.
Then the terrorist on the right tells Bush get the hell out of here and Bush says ok ha ha ha
sure thing ha ha ha first plane out ok ha ha ha.
Saudis are our friends. I don't think so.
May 19, 2008
12:30 PM
Holier Than Thou writes:
King Abdullah kills Bush with his long repertoire of American jokes. Here's one:
An American couple could no longer afford to buy gas for their SUV, so they went shopping for a horse. The clever Arabian horse dealer told them he had no more horses for sale. Rather than leave them bereft of a ride, he brought out a flea-infested camel for them and told them it was a great deal. He said that the camel could go for many miles without water, only required a little bit of flea powder, and would stop at red lights and go when they turned green. It only cost $999 American dollars.
The couple bought the camel. After two hours they returned without the camel and demanded their money back. The Arabian dealer said, "I cannot return your money unless you return the camel! What happened to him?"
"We were riding him home and stopped at a red light. Some guy pulled up in a little car and laughed at us yelling, 'Hey, check out the two assholes on that camel!'"
"When we got off to look, the light turned green and the camel ran away."
May 19, 2008
1:57 PM
Anonymous writes:
Great Joke Htt
But Bush is laughing politely and not getting the joke.
the guy in middle is busy trying to explain it to him.
May 19, 2008
2:00 PM
Anonymous writes:
25% of my country still supports me if you can believe that, and the same 25% still think sadam had WMD's, hahaha
May 19, 2008
5:11 PM
Anonymous writes:
After the King told that camel joke
Bush said thats very funny ho ho ho
now can Laura and I get our camel back?
May 19, 2008
9:25 PM
Anonymous writes:
No extradition treaty! Sweet! They still think I work for them! Heck they thought I ever worked for them!
May 20, 2008
2:09 PM
George Clower writes:
Oh, boy!!!
My cut just went up!!
May 20, 2008
5:58 PM
Brian in Evans writes:
"Remember when all those Saudis got on planes on September 11th and destroyed 2 U.S. skyscrapers..... and we invaded IRAQ! INSTEAD because you and I are in bed together and have been for decades, since my daddy George Bush Sr. set up oil deals for our families??? Ohhh, these CRAZY times we have!"
May 22, 2008
4:03 AM
Anonymous writes:
I have the worst job approval rating in history and destroyed the Gop all by myself
May 22, 2008
11:42 AM
jacqueline jenkins writes:
Oh it's ok He doesn't understand a damn thing that we are saying anyway......His interuptor went to the bathroom.
May 23, 2008
1:14 PM
dradill writes:
So, we'll be closing the purchase of all U.S. territory in January 2009. Don't worry, we'll still let you lease your ranch down in Crawford.
May 27, 2008
2:00 PM
me2 writes:
They thought I was going to ASK you!
May 30, 2008
6:09 AM
Dirty Sanchez writes:
He was just told that the Arab's believe that a barrel of oil is worth 30 bucks and the speculators are playing a game to get rich. Wait until the "futures" market falls.
May 30, 2008
12:22 PM
666 writes:
He's not laughing, he's trying to squeeze out some intelligent conversation. Luckily, he had burritos for lunch.
May 31, 2008
9:42 AM
DeMateo writes:
Bush: OMFG, I thought you were the table lamp!
Arab: do you realise i'd be God if I killed you right now
June 3, 2008
7:47 AM
Essbyell writes:
Bush: You tellin' me that you are into anal too. It's great. I been fuckin' my people up the ass for years, man.
A-rab: I think we do amyl nitrate now . . .
Translator Flunky: Night rate?
June 3, 2008
12:50 PM
fyi098 writes:
I gave the American citizens a stimulus check before I got out of office ! I hope they don't spend it all in one place! LOL! LOL!
June 3, 2008
8:32 PM
gary writes:
HA HA HA...the stupid democrats think all you have to do is talk to terrorists.
Plus they do not want to drill for oil or build any new refineries in the USA.
HA HA HA....what a dumb bunch..
Then they cry about $4 a gallon gasoline while they drink their $5 cup of Starbucks.
HA HA HA
June 10, 2008
10:07 AM
meme writes:
Thanks for letting me know it's a traditional costume--I didn't know how to break it to the guy that I'm already married!
June 12, 2008
2:45 PM
Dr. Struins writes:
"So...how do you start a flood?"
June 13, 2008
10:15 AM
Bushux writes:
He's not laughing ... he's postioning himself to yet again orally compensate the sheik for some more crude oil.
June 17, 2008
1:56 PM
Dirty Sanchez writes:
Hey, Mister President, made any money with oil futures?
June 26, 2008
9:13 AM
Roni Bell writes:
Isn't Al's costume sheik!
June 26, 2008
9:49 AM
Ariesangel writes:
$4 a gallon? They fall for it everytime! Do you remember in the 80's when the were lined up at the stations for gas? Those silly Americans!
June 28, 2008
2:58 PM
artstarzz writes:
I love your dress . Does it come in blue ?
June 28, 2008
3:01 PM
artstarzz writes:
Your kidding they were Saudis . I thought they were from Iraq . My Bad . Sorry Saddam
June 28, 2008
3:10 PM
artstarzz writes:
Gas prices , let them ride horses
July 3, 2008
5:27 PM
Eric writes:
Man on right: I like peanuts
Bush: I like peanuts too!
Both of them: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
man in the back: grhrhrhrhrhr
July 3, 2008
6:31 PM
Huskie writes:
Hey, did you hear about the Arab that ran into the airplane propeller?
No, what happened.
Well, the Shiite hit the fan~
July 5, 2008
9:30 AM
brightonb writes:
200.00/barrel.....no problem, 100.00 for you,100.00 for me and my buddies.