February 10, 2009 5:47 PM
What excuse should A-Rod have given for using steroids?
"When I saw Bill Romanowski spit in J.J. Stokes' face, I thought, I want to be like that guy."
Lisa McCaffrey
"I thought I was enhancing a different kind of performance, if you know what I mean . . . and I think you do."
Leigh Bingham
"I've got 275 million guaranteed reasons to use steroids, and another 30 million in incentives."
Van Walker
"I needed to keep up with Madonna."
Nicole Tropp



Leigh Bingham Writes software (but isn't a geek)
Julie Browman Altitude anchor/reporter
William Bryan Last Columnist Typing runner-up
Keri Christiansen Denver Hospice rep
Darryl Collier Business executive/comedian
Deacon Gray New talent coordinator, Comedy Works
Karen Leigh New CBS4 anchor
Lisa McCaffrey Comedic genius and wife of ex-Bronco
Nicole Tropp College student
Natalie Vickers the mtn. anchor
Van Walker Last Columnist Typing champion
Steve Watts Leader of jazz group Dotsero
Wellington Webb Former Denver mayor
Phil Worth Marketing director for Tuff Shed
